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  1. Eru

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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Like ^ title says.
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Public execution obviously, maybe some water boarding?
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    I spent many days as a child perfecting the best and quickest way of killing a cane toad. Having sworn to myself that I would never tell anyone this amazing method I am now going to break that vow and tell you the mighty leaf of life with 28 posts!

    Step one: Find the cane toad

    Step two: Add a pinch of salt to the cane toad

    Step three: Add a pinch of pepper to the cane toad

    Step four: Feed the cane toad to your dog.

    Free dog food and you get rid of the can toad. Win win!
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Whats a cane toad? And why cant you just stab it or something?
     
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    Get the biggest golf club you can possibly find and let rip
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    just eat it mmmmmmm
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Um couldn't that kill your dog because they kill native animals when they get eaten, anyway best way is to run over them in some sort of vehicle lol.
     
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    Get your bike and pop a wheelie over it.
     
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    Don't kill it :( just drive over it or something ohh.. :(
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Are you actually planning on killing it or just asking because they are big? If you are actually going to kill one, why not just let it go into their natural habitat?
     
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    Shoot it. Those things are big as $%^&
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Cane toads are an invasive species, damaging crops and other resources that humans use as well as interfering with the entire local ecosystem. I'm not saying killing them is the only way to try and maintain their population, but it certainly does help.
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    You know why I like to "kill" them :D

    I just wanna know how you guys do it =D
     
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    Take precautions mate, if your doing what I think your doing you better know what your doing (that wasn't redundant at all). I've heard a lot of horror stories form people doing it. Stay safe bro.
     
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    Bump :)
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    Put it in the gears of your bike and ride.. Other than that, just get a pistol and try to shoot them. Good target practice.
     
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    Best way to kill a cane toad? :/

    wow.. im not sure if anyone knows that a major part of the serial killers psyche, The trifecta is bedwetting, fire starting and CRUELTY TO ANIMALS. 90-100% of all serial killers fit these circumstances. Just saying running animals over throwing them in your bike sprockets ect is extremely cruel and could get your ass locked up let alone the deviant urges you must have to get off on shit like that. That being said i do hunt animals but i do it with a GUN. A gun could be a little bit of over kill for a toad but id reccomend a .22 rifle anyways pick them off from a distance be a little sporty about it. I havent ever seen these cane toads and hope i never do :\. Texass already has an extremely bad feral hog problem and now nutria are moving west!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT NURTIA ARE?! 20+LB RATS! Good luck exterminating your invasive species. If you dont have a .22 rifle a high powered pellet gun would do the job near as effectively. DONT be some asshole kid killing things in fucked up ways for "fun".
     
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