Funny/weird teachers you have/had

Let's take up stories about funny/weird teachers you've had during your schooltime.

I had a funny biology teacher a while ago, he just loved to diss the girls in the class - Once we had to check cow eyes and look at the different parts, few of the girls were afraid and went away so he went to them and said ''Why are you ladies afraid of a cow eye? In few years you'll change dipers of babies anyways'' Lmao now share your stories, I'll come with more soon

 

lol I had this english teacher who was kinf of old he was kind of weird. he was kind of an old school english teacher who enjoyed walden and through (if you know what i mean by that) If you were late to class he wouldnt give you a tardy but he would hug you. one time someone caught him cleaning the table with his spit lmao.

 

I had a history teacher who was partially blynd. We would get on the tables and hump the wall when she put " Bill Guy the Science Guy " and she wouldn't realize anything.
That was probably the best year in school, ever.

 

That's fucking weird.

Anyway, I had an english teacher last semester that was honestly hilarious. He was so down to earth compared to most teachers. The things he said sometimes were so funny. There was one kid in the class that thought he was cool and he always had something stupid to say, and the teacher would always call him out on them. He wasn't afraid to call him a jackass, dumbass, moron, and some other stuff, and the comments he made about him were hilarious. It sounds cruel but the kid deserved it and everyone in the class agreed with what the teacher said about him.

I've had some other really funny/cool teachers but no one quite like this one.

 

A teacher once told me that I'd fail in history during a term. She was always pissed off 'cause I never really pay attention in her classes, and always half-slept. After the results came in, she saw that I aced the tests, getting the highest possible mark. Never talked to me again. Ever.

I'm not usually a great student, but I did better than the 'smartest kid' in class because I was pissed and showed her that I'm not the shit she thought I was.

 

My AP Bio teacher had us doing Urine analysis stuff at the end of the year after the tests, he filled a cup up with Apple juice previously, and after all he explained all the experimental procedures, he ended with "And for Gods Sake, do not do this:"
Drinks apple juice
Apparently he does this yearly lololol

 

I had a science teacher that did that too lol.

 

LOL at dragontails

 

I had this teacher who had a relation with some schoolgirl

 

Our biology teacher has really bad memory, 7 times in a row we watched the same movie about hurricanes...

 

Speaking of teachers with bad memories...I had a history teacher that had bad memory too...every lesson he changed the subject without we had complete it...it could be like we were reading a bit about WW2 next lesson it would be religous history =|

 

I have had so many weird teachers....

My history teacher one year used to do a prolonged, high pitch scream to get our attention, followed by some sort of imitation related to the topic we were doing. (Eg. '*SCREEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM*.... It go boomski! * Russian accent*' for the Gunpowder Plot).

At my first secondary school my english teachers made us all fill out these little blue passports with all our personal details (name, address, phone number etc.). Didn't tell us what they were for or anything. I never saw or used that passport ever again, and neither did anyone else at the school. I am told he has recently been fired.

I had another English teacher who used to forget to blink, so her eyes went all weird and gammy whilst she was talking to us.

My current Chemistry teachers regularly gets an erection during class and rests it on the table without realising what he's doing. His favourite words include 'Raging' and 'Beasty'. He is a very strange man.

My drama teacher is an absolute headcase, I'm not even going to try and explain what she does.

My headteacher stares at you for ages before making a strange (and sometimes perverted) comment that is supposed to be funny, patting you on the head and walking away.

The above are the weirdest teachers I have ever had.

 

My teacher passed out in class and we all thought he was hurt and then he sprang up and said "I'm alright kids" and continued to teach.

 

You have had some weird teachers... wow...

As for me, I can't really say I have had any really weird ones, sadly...

 

I used to have a teacher named 'Mr Malesta'. I kid you not, we always use to give him shit back in the day.