Need two new gold delivery agents

Hey guys! The last bitch who worked for me was a bitch and bitched out of this bitch, so I need two new people who can cover 6-8 hour shifts each.


What will the job be like?

• You sit on the computer all day
• You play games and do whatever shit you usually do
• If someone requests a chat, you give your full attention
• You deliver gold and shit

Who do I need?

• Two people who can do shifts between NOON and MIDNIGHT-ish US Central Time
• Preferably experienced with general security stuff, such as checking IPs properly
• Good with multitasking and typing very fast
• Fairly trusted in the Sythe community, or able to make a deposit
• Minimal real-life obligations (it's okay if you can only work in the summer, I'll replace you later)
• Fairly responsible, and careful while performing tasks
• Able to provide full government-issued identification, preferably above 18

How much do I get paid?

• About $2.50 per order you delivery
• About 1% of our net revenue per 40 hours of work
• Aka, expect $500~ per month if you do 8 hours a day
• And remember, this isn't a full-time job. It's for people who go on the computer every day anyway

 

Wow blows is gay

 

Yeah you guys drove her insane (including myself)

 

You guys as in the spam forum in general

 

MSN/Skype (Skype Preferred): You got it
When can you work (CENTRAL US TIME): Anytime
Why do you want to work: Who doesn't want money?
How much do you expect to make per month: I expect to make more than you
Why should we hire you:

 

Lol, did Sarah really quit or did someone else quit and this is just troll.

 

Sarah quit. Not even honorably, more like... "Hey, you overpaid me last month, so now that you subtracted the shit you paid me for, I'm going to quit without giving you any advance notice"

 

She really did quit. I spoke to her and she saw the posts on Sythe and was saying that she'd quit, this was over a week ago, back when everyone in SF harassed her. Guess she finally snapped!

 

I filled it out correctly, right? Are you ignoring it?

 

Definitely ignoring this shit.

RSU scams so hard/

 

MSN/Skype (Skype Preferred): My skype is Radioactivege. MSN is gay.
When can you work (CENTRAL US TIME): like 10AM-1AM. Differs I guess. Around that.
Why do you want to work: I can't find a job in real life and I need some way to pay for gas and shit.
How much do you expect to make per month: I don't really care, I just need some money.
Why should we hire you: I'm literally NEVER busy, I'm ALWAYS sitting in my room by myself and I have absolutely nothing to do ever. I type roughly 125wpm(can prove it if you like), and I'm good at dealing with morons. lol. You should hire me because I won't fuck anything up and I'll be beneficial to your service, and I need something to do.

Is that any good?

 

Wasn't sure if you're serious. If you are, message me on Skype for more details

Can you drive up to Dallas for an interview?

 

200 miles? Uhh.. I don't know. I'd like the job but I don't know about that much.

 

Grave, hire me to handle the trolls.

 

Didn't realize it was that far, lol. Would you be able to make a deposit?

Checks yourself before you wreck yourself, honey.

 

What like collateral?

Depends on how much we're talking about, when I'd get it back, etc.

Would I get paid weekly, or monthly, or what?

 

Generally every two weeks and then at the end of the month (bonus)

 

He trolls 1000%.

 

Well, I'm interested, where do we go from here? lol

 

Order Form (please fill it out correctly, if you fail to do so you will be ignored)
MSN/Skype (Skype Preferred): PM me for my Skype
When can you work (CENTRAL US TIME): Anytime basically. Between jobs right now
Why do you want to work: I need the money badly
How much do you expect to make per month: As much as I can, hopefully over 500 dollars.
Why should we hire you: I can be on the computer when I need to be, especially if I have a "work" schedule. I can type fast and type properly. I am helpful and patient. I work hard and am a mature person (for the most part).

I TRIED PM'ing YOU EARLIER, BUT YOUR BOX IS FULL. So I am posting PART of what I was going to say below.

I can provide I.D. (Canadian I.D.) if needed. I am a hard worker and a very patient person. I am available to work any time of the day. I take work very seriously and if given a schedule I can easily be online for that time and do what is needed of me.

I am used to doing manual labour jobs, so a job like this would be easy for me.

I am not looking to make a ton of money, but the more the better, which means I would work that much harder to make a sale (if that is something that would be needed as part of the job).