Ask a Menard's employee anything!

[Punjabi3]

Don't you sell candy? O.O if so I want some Swedish berries

 

[Sanctuary]

Can you get me a ballpeen hammer?

Not a clue, go to the hardware department.

Who is your favorite person on your server?
*cough*

Scottayy, of course.

I want a price check on 90 gallons of bleach, 50 feet of rope, one chainsaw, and a pair of pliers.

You'll need to be more specific, we have multiple different kinds.

Don't you sell candy? O.O if so I want some Swedish berries

We sell a shitload of candy, but I don't believe we have Swedish berries. We have every other type of boxed candy for $.99, which is a fantastic deal ;D

 

[kid elvranqe]

You'll need to be more specific, we have multiple different kinds.

whatever is cheapest, i only need it for one thing...

 

[Punjabi3]

mail me some bulk candy thanks I'll pay rsgp

 

[Sanctuary]

whatever is cheapest, i only need it for one thing...

How many oz per bleach container? It matters.

mail me some bulk candy thanks I'll pay rsgp

Where are you from?

 

[Rawrasaurus]

Anything, you say?

 

Where ya sexy belly at ?

 

[Sanctuary]

Anything, you say?

Try to keep it Menard's related and rated PG, maybe PG 13.

Where ya sexy belly at ?

We've been over this.

 

[Baconater]

u still a virgin?

 

We've been over this.

Several times now haven't we ?

 

[kid elvranqe]

do they sell fleshlights?

 

[Sanctuary]

u still a virgin?

No, but you are.

Several times now haven't we ?

Indeed.

do they sell fleshlights?

Fleshlights?

 

Fleshlights?

It's a flashlight you stick your penis in.

 

[Sanctuary]

It's a flashlight you stick your penis in.

Oh, right. Someone was showing one of those off back in TC, if I recall.

do they sell fleshlights?

Well, I can break a normal flashlight and fill it with pudding if you'd like?