Are you an idiot?

[Straggler]

Hello I'm Alex and I believe I'm not stupid.

Let's start with my cumulative GPA over the past two years, which has been 3.4. Now this is not great, but it gets me by and I've had a 93% in English both quarters but one quarter I got an 87%. Now, this is probably not a direct correlative to my stupidity, but I don't wanna explain the stupid processes and shit so let's move on.

Now, we'll move on to runescape. I don't play runescape anymore but I was a level 119 and pretty ownage I had 88 attack, 99 strength, 80 defence, and 92 hitpoints, and many other stats. I'd be ownage in the wildy sometimes with my abyssal whip and dragon dagger (p++) or my dharok's set so I could ko anyone in two seconds flat and I didn't play long enough to experience anything called a zaros statuette.

Now, let's talk about John Dorian. JD is kind but sort of spastic especially around his favorite head of hospital Perry Cox. His best friend is named Chris Turk but everyone calls him Turk and I'm not sure why. His wife's name is Elliot and the show sadly ended but it was a good happy ending with a corny song so what the hell I'm satisfied.

Now, the IRC is pretty cool but I'm a newfag so I haven't been around it much but unb4nn3d and HL are cool ppl as well as the rest of the UE team and HL is good at drawing penors so i guess thats cool even though I was really blurry on stickam and idfk know why but it was funny but arevalo2k got a bit out of hand and I just chilled cuz i was somewhat bored and then theres mu-b and hes like in the military or something but w/e so yeah i probably cant list abunch of spam forum shit cuz im a newfag and i guess this is a meme now if you want it to be hooray.


Hello I'm Alex and I believe I'm not stupid.

Let's start with my cumulative GPA over the past two years, which has been 3.4. Now this is not great, but it gets me by and I've had a 93% in English both quarters but one quarter I got an 87%. Now, this is probably not a direct correlative to my stupidity, but I don't wanna explain the stupid processes and shit so let's move on.

Now, we'll move on to runescape. I don't play runescape anymore but I was a level 119 and pretty ownage I had 88 attack, 99 strength, 80 defence, and 92 hitpoints, and many other stats. I'd be ownage in the wildy sometimes with my abyssal whip and dragon dagger (p++) or my dharok's set so I could ko anyone in two seconds flat and I didn't play long enough to experience anything called a zaros statuette.

Now, let's talk about John Dorian. JD is kind but sort of spastic especially around his favorite head of hospital Perry Cox. His best friend is named Chris Turk but everyone calls him Turk and I'm not sure why. His wife's name is Elliot and the show sadly ended but it was a good happy ending with a corny song so what the hell I'm satisfied.

Now, the IRC is pretty cool but I'm a newfag so I haven't been around it much but unb4nn3d and HL are cool ppl as well as the rest of the UE team and HL is good at drawing penors so i guess thats cool even though I was really blurry on stickam and idfk know why but it was funny but arevalo2k got a bit out of hand and I just chilled cuz i was somewhat bored and then theres mu-b and hes like in the military or something but w/e so yeah i probably cant list abunch of spam forum shit cuz im a newfag and i guess this is a meme now if you want it to be hooray.

Hello I'm Alex and I believe I'm not stupid.

Let's start with my cumulative GPA over the past two years, which has been 3.4. Now this is not great, but it gets me by and I've had a 93% in English both quarters but one quarter I got an 87%. Now, this is probably not a direct correlative to my stupidity, but I don't wanna explain the stupid processes and shit so let's move on.

Now, we'll move on to runescape. I don't play runescape anymore but I was a level 119 and pretty ownage I had 88 attack, 99 strength, 80 defence, and 92 hitpoints, and many other stats. I'd be ownage in the wildy sometimes with my abyssal whip and dragon dagger (p++) or my dharok's set so I could ko anyone in two seconds flat and I didn't play long enough to experience anything called a zaros statuette.

Now, let's talk about John Dorian. JD is kind but sort of spastic especially around his favorite head of hospital Perry Cox. His best friend is named Chris Turk but everyone calls him Turk and I'm not sure why. His wife's name is Elliot and the show sadly ended but it was a good happy ending with a corny song so what the hell I'm satisfied.

Now, the IRC is pretty cool but I'm a newfag so I haven't been around it much but unb4nn3d and HL are cool ppl as well as the rest of the UE team and HL is good at drawing penors so i guess thats cool even though I was really blurry on stickam and idfk know why but it was funny but arevalo2k got a bit out of hand and I just chilled cuz i was somewhat bored and then theres mu-b and hes like in the military or something but w/e so yeah i probably cant list abunch of spam forum shit cuz im a newfag and i guess this is a meme now if you want it to be hooray.


Hello I'm Alex and I believe I'm not stupid.

Let's start with my cumulative GPA over the past two years, which has been 3.4. Now this is not great, but it gets me by and I've had a 93% in English both quarters but one quarter I got an 87%. Now, this is probably not a direct correlative to my stupidity, but I don't wanna explain the stupid processes and shit so let's move on.

Now, we'll move on to runescape. I don't play runescape anymore but I was a level 119 and pretty ownage I had 88 attack, 99 strength, 80 defence, and 92 hitpoints, and many other stats. I'd be ownage in the wildy sometimes with my abyssal whip and dragon dagger (p++) or my dharok's set so I could ko anyone in two seconds flat and I didn't play long enough to experience anything called a zaros statuette.

Now, let's talk about John Dorian. JD is kind but sort of spastic especially around his favorite head of hospital Perry Cox. His best friend is named Chris Turk but everyone calls him Turk and I'm not sure why. His wife's name is Elliot and the show sadly ended but it was a good happy ending with a corny song so what the hell I'm satisfied.

Now, the IRC is pretty cool but I'm a newfag so I haven't been around it much but unb4nn3d and HL are cool ppl as well as the rest of the UE team and HL is good at drawing penors so i guess thats cool even though I was really blurry on stickam and idfk know why but it was funny but arevalo2k got a bit out of hand and I just chilled cuz i was somewhat bored and then theres mu-b and hes like in the military or something but w/e so yeah i probably cant list abunch of spam forum shit cuz im a newfag and i guess this is a meme now if you want it to be hooray.

Hello I'm Alex and I believe I'm not stupid.

Let's start with my cumulative GPA over the past two years, which has been 3.4. Now this is not great, but it gets me by and I've had a 93% in English both quarters but one quarter I got an 87%. Now, this is probably not a direct correlative to my stupidity, but I don't wanna explain the stupid processes and shit so let's move on.

Now, we'll move on to runescape. I don't play runescape anymore but I was a level 119 and pretty ownage I had 88 attack, 99 strength, 80 defence, and 92 hitpoints, and many other stats. I'd be ownage in the wildy sometimes with my abyssal whip and dragon dagger (p++) or my dharok's set so I could ko anyone in two seconds flat and I didn't play long enough to experience anything called a zaros statuette.

Now, let's talk about John Dorian. JD is kind but sort of spastic especially around his favorite head of hospital Perry Cox. His best friend is named Chris Turk but everyone calls him Turk and I'm not sure why. His wife's name is Elliot and the show sadly ended but it was a good happy ending with a corny song so what the hell I'm satisfied.

Now, the IRC is pretty cool but I'm a newfag so I haven't been around it much but unb4nn3d and HL are cool ppl as well as the rest of the UE team and HL is good at drawing penors so i guess thats cool even though I was really blurry on stickam and idfk know why but it was funny but arevalo2k got a bit out of hand and I just chilled cuz i was somewhat bored and then theres mu-b and hes like in the military or something but w/e so yeah i probably cant list abunch of spam forum shit cuz im a newfag and i guess this is a meme now if you want it to be hooray.

 

[Grave]

Yes.
a six thousand word essay backing up your answer.

Very close.

 

[Zak_rs2]

Hello, my name is Ben and I believe I’m not stupid.

I’ll begin by stating my cumulative GPA from the past 2 years. It’s currently a 3.2. Now, this is not excellent, but it’s half decent, and it gets me by. As for the rest, I maintain a 100% in AP English for 2 years running. This is not a direct correlation with my stupidity, but it can be connected via a long process of shit and stuff. Now, I’d explain the process, but I wont, so I might, but I can’t.

Now, we’ll move on to runescape. I’m currently a level 122 in runescape, with 96 attack, 93 strength, 83 defense, and many other stats. I’m pretty ownage, but sometimes I just get bored and wtfpwn peope instantly, with a DDS, whip, AGS, or any other means of a fucking ownage weapon. Now, sometimes it doesn’t work so well and I end up getting koed or worked, but you know what, I have enough money to buy it all back so it’s all good. Now, this one time I was pking and I koed some assfuck for about 9m, a fury and some ahrims. Now, it’s not the best kill but the loot sucked dick. It was like 200k and some shitty food. Normally I’d be fine with that, but for a 9m kill I was pretty mad. You know how it goes, right? Anywho, I returned to the wildy and was owning a dharoker, took awhile, but I eventually combo’d him with a 34-39, and koed him. He didn’t lose much, but I got a Zaros Statuette. It was pretty cool!

On a different topic, I’d now like to talk about a house. Gregory House to be exact. He is one badass motherfucker. He does whatever he wants, pops pills, screws his boss, etc. He’s also a doctor. Being a doctor would be fun, but the amount of school required sucks.  It’s all fine though, you know, sometimes I feel it might be worth it. He probably makes like 500k+ a year, so I could buy COCAINE! Oh, yum. Cocaine is so good, but snorting it is bad. I prefer to eat handfuls of it for breakfast. You mix it in with some Whey protein, and you have a MEAN shake. It will fill you up, but sometimes it makes you trip, BALLS! Also, MSN. I’m pretty fly, so I always have 50+ contacts on, you know? It’s just that cool. I was playing xbox and halo and shit and I was owning and I was owning and stuff and good and owning and ben and dark and frank and fred came in and theyre like all dicksso I 4 shot them all and fucked them p now im a 50 in lone wolfs gf asshole. So, I occasionally play some ‘scape.

IRC! Oh god, IRC is great. Internet Relay Chat, ran by Shawn, Verts, Shin, and all the coolio hombres is very fun. Good conversations, cool people good stuff. Verts is so nice :3 she’s like a kitty. Shawn is a big lion, nice and strong, and mean when needed. He eats all of the people and stuff because he’s kinda a badass. But SHIN! SHINODA! He has a hard crunchy exterior, but is SOOOOOO nice . Little Shinoda, Ilu . I donated money to Shawn to fund it, because I absolutely adore him .
Other people I like are NickV. Nick is a cool man, he owns his own server, and always helps cute little ben :3. Ty nick, ilu .
Giddy!!!!!!!!! Wtf you think you doin? Be a nice man pl0x btw lol ur a good troll but its all good no hard feelins I still luv u cuz ur basically just the most cute man adorable cool hair strong guy evars!
Finn howdy how r u you’re sexy lol nice hair that one time I fixed my laptop so my webcam is now 100% back so wooooooooooo it’s great and it all should work but incase it doesn’t ill go buy a webcam lol than we can have stickam sessions with everyone and it will be fun :3.
Verts lol you’re a kitten ilu ur so nice 2 good ol’ Benny.
Can’t name people cause im tired but I got 719 words but now more but it’s going up and up and uip and up andup and up and up but it’s fine cause a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a word spam for more words k im at around 820 but im still going and I’ll continue into the next 3 days because im dedicated my room is comforatbale and im so cute like a muffin puffin powderpuff girl my homie is thinkin bout leavin
Blame t on the a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the petron, got you in the zone! Shot of the nuvo, shot of you know! Vagina! E= m c Vagina!
This one time. Of course I love pie, but that’s not the deal. The deal is you scratch my dong, I scratch yours. K? I have ambitions, K but that’s fine since im pretty close to 1000 words so that’s like 20 minutes of straight typing so I’ll probably finish this off in a good 3 hours but you know what, it’s totally worth it. Practices my fingers and shit.
Now I’ll name everything I see in my room. Stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, animal, animal, clock, water bottle, phone, bottle, bottle, blanket, blanket, blanket, computer mouse, computer mouse pad, laptop, wireless mouse thing, TV, remote, bed, sheets, sheets, blanket, comfortor, things, mattress, mattress, bed, desk, lamp, blue thing, door, door, door, handle, closet, vent, fire alarm, award, award, autograph, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, award, award, award, award, bobble head, jersey, hinges, fuck this this is boring.
I wanna hold em like they do in texas ace, hold em let them hit me come on baby stay with me come on baby let them say stuff when I say stuff it’s like no way I did this for you lol but I didn’t so its all good but ok when do you hypotenuse me like math problems equations and shit because I don’t know wtf this is im a 12 year old lol lololol silly blupig im typing like wildfire im not looking just typing sorta tired but im devoted cause im ben and ben doesn’t quit ever cause im the fucking man you fucking fcuks cuzase amd imbens ben fuck I just butchered that.volume volume cause im awesome cause frankly im ben and ok ok ok im ben ok then im so cool and fly and fresh and flaggy and flag and hard and herd and suffering and a cute kitten and a muffin and a buffin and a bluffin with my muffin im not lien im just stunning wth my love glue gunnin, when I promise this promise, check my hand cause im marvelous!



Hello, my name is Ben and I believe I’m not stupid.

I’ll begin by stating my cumulative GPA from the past 2 years. It’s currently a 3.2. Now, this is not excellent, but it’s half decent, and it gets me by. As for the rest, I maintain a 100% in AP English for 2 years running. This is not a direct correlation with my stupidity, but it can be connected via a long process of shit and stuff. Now, I’d explain the process, but I wont, so I might, but I can’t.

Now, we’ll move on to runescape. I’m currently a level 122 in runescape, with 96 attack, 93 strength, 83 defense, and many other stats. I’m pretty ownage, but sometimes I just get bored and wtfpwn peope instantly, with a DDS, whip, AGS, or any other means of a fucking ownage weapon. Now, sometimes it doesn’t work so well and I end up getting koed or worked, but you know what, I have enough money to buy it all back so it’s all good. Now, this one time I was pking and I koed some assfuck for about 9m, a fury and some ahrims. Now, it’s not the best kill but the loot sucked dick. It was like 200k and some shitty food. Normally I’d be fine with that, but for a 9m kill I was pretty mad. You know how it goes, right? Anywho, I returned to the wildy and was owning a dharoker, took awhile, but I eventually combo’d him with a 34-39, and koed him. He didn’t lose much, but I got a Zaros Statuette. It was pretty cool!

On a different topic, I’d now like to talk about a house. Gregory House to be exact. He is one badass motherfucker. He does whatever he wants, pops pills, screws his boss, etc. He’s also a doctor. Being a doctor would be fun, but the amount of school required sucks.  It’s all fine though, you know, sometimes I feel it might be worth it. He probably makes like 500k+ a year, so I could buy COCAINE! Oh, yum. Cocaine is so good, but snorting it is bad. I prefer to eat handfuls of it for breakfast. You mix it in with some Whey protein, and you have a MEAN shake. It will fill you up, but sometimes it makes you trip, BALLS! Also, MSN. I’m pretty fly, so I always have 50+ contacts on, you know? It’s just that cool. I was playing xbox and halo and shit and I was owning and I was owning and stuff and good and owning and ben and dark and frank and fred came in and theyre like all dicksso I 4 shot them all and fucked them p now im a 50 in lone wolfs gf asshole. So, I occasionally play some ‘scape.

IRC! Oh god, IRC is great. Internet Relay Chat, ran by Shawn, Verts, Shin, and all the coolio hombres is very fun. Good conversations, cool people good stuff. Verts is so nice :3 she’s like a kitty. Shawn is a big lion, nice and strong, and mean when needed. He eats all of the people and stuff because he’s kinda a badass. But SHIN! SHINODA! He has a hard crunchy exterior, but is SOOOOOO nice . Little Shinoda, Ilu . I donated money to Shawn to fund it, because I absolutely adore him .
Other people I like are NickV. Nick is a cool man, he owns his own server, and always helps cute little ben :3. Ty nick, ilu .
Giddy!!!!!!!!! Wtf you think you doin? Be a nice man pl0x btw lol ur a good troll but its all good no hard feelins I still luv u cuz ur basically just the most cute man adorable cool hair strong guy evars!
Finn howdy how r u you’re sexy lol nice hair that one time I fixed my laptop so my webcam is now 100% back so wooooooooooo it’s great and it all should work but incase it doesn’t ill go buy a webcam lol than we can have stickam sessions with everyone and it will be fun :3.
Verts lol you’re a kitten ilu ur so nice 2 good ol’ Benny.
Can’t name people cause im tired but I got 719 words but now more but it’s going up and up and uip and up andup and up and up but it’s fine cause a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a word spam for more words k im at around 820 but im still going and I’ll continue into the next 3 days because im dedicated my room is comforatbale and im so cute like a muffin puffin powderpuff girl my homie is thinkin bout leavin
Blame t on the a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the petron, got you in the zone! Shot of the nuvo, shot of you know! Vagina! E= m c Vagina!
This one time. Of course I love pie, but that’s not the deal. The deal is you scratch my dong, I scratch yours. K? I have ambitions, K but that’s fine since im pretty close to 1000 words so that’s like 20 minutes of straight typing so I’ll probably finish this off in a good 3 hours but you know what, it’s totally worth it. Practices my fingers and shit.
Now I’ll name everything I see in my room. Stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, animal, animal, clock, water bottle, phone, bottle, bottle, blanket, blanket, blanket, computer mouse, computer mouse pad, laptop, wireless mouse thing, TV, remote, bed, sheets, sheets, blanket, comfortor, things, mattress, mattress, bed, desk, lamp, blue thing, door, door, door, handle, closet, vent, fire alarm, award, award, autograph, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, award, award, award, award, bobble head, jersey, hinges, fuck this this is boring.
I wanna hold em like they do in texas ace, hold em let them hit me come on baby stay with me come on baby let them say stuff when I say stuff it’s like no way I did this for you lol but I didn’t so its all good but ok when do you hypotenuse me like math problems equations and shit because I don’t know wtf this is im a 12 year old lol lololol silly blupig im typing like wildfire im not looking just typing sorta tired but im devoted cause im ben and ben doesn’t quit ever cause im the fucking man you fucking fcuks cuzase amd imbens ben fuck I just butchered that.volume volume cause im awesome cause frankly im ben and ok ok ok im ben ok then im so cool and fly and fresh and flaggy and flag and hard and herd and suffering and a cute kitten and a muffin and a buffin and a bluffin with my muffin im not lien im just stunning wth my love glue gunnin, when I promise this promise, check my hand cause im marvelous!
Hello, my name is Ben and I believe I’m not stupid.

I’ll begin by stating my cumulative GPA from the past 2 years. It’s currently a 3.2. Now, this is not excellent, but it’s half decent, and it gets me by. As for the rest, I maintain a 100% in AP English for 2 years running. This is not a direct correlation with my stupidity, but it can be connected via a long process of shit and stuff. Now, I’d explain the process, but I wont, so I might, but I can’t.

Now, we’ll move on to runescape. I’m currently a level 122 in runescape, with 96 attack, 93 strength, 83 defense, and many other stats. I’m pretty ownage, but sometimes I just get bored and wtfpwn peope instantly, with a DDS, whip, AGS, or any other means of a fucking ownage weapon. Now, sometimes it doesn’t work so well and I end up getting koed or worked, but you know what, I have enough money to buy it all back so it’s all good. Now, this one time I was pking and I koed some assfuck for about 9m, a fury and some ahrims. Now, it’s not the best kill but the loot sucked dick. It was like 200k and some shitty food. Normally I’d be fine with that, but for a 9m kill I was pretty mad. You know how it goes, right? Anywho, I returned to the wildy and was owning a dharoker, took awhile, but I eventually combo’d him with a 34-39, and koed him. He didn’t lose much, but I got a Zaros Statuette. It was pretty cool!

On a different topic, I’d now like to talk about a house. Gregory House to be exact. He is one badass motherfucker. He does whatever he wants, pops pills, screws his boss, etc. He’s also a doctor. Being a doctor would be fun, but the amount of school required sucks.  It’s all fine though, you know, sometimes I feel it might be worth it. He probably makes like 500k+ a year, so I could buy COCAINE! Oh, yum. Cocaine is so good, but snorting it is bad. I prefer to eat handfuls of it for breakfast. You mix it in with some Whey protein, and you have a MEAN shake. It will fill you up, but sometimes it makes you trip, BALLS! Also, MSN. I’m pretty fly, so I always have 50+ contacts on, you know? It’s just that cool. I was playing xbox and halo and shit and I was owning and I was owning and stuff and good and owning and ben and dark and frank and fred came in and theyre like all dicksso I 4 shot them all and fucked them p now im a 50 in lone wolfs gf asshole. So, I occasionally play some ‘scape.

IRC! Oh god, IRC is great. Internet Relay Chat, ran by Shawn, Verts, Shin, and all the coolio hombres is very fun. Good conversations, cool people good stuff. Verts is so nice :3 she’s like a kitty. Shawn is a big lion, nice and strong, and mean when needed. He eats all of the people and stuff because he’s kinda a badass. But SHIN! SHINODA! He has a hard crunchy exterior, but is SOOOOOO nice . Little Shinoda, Ilu . I donated money to Shawn to fund it, because I absolutely adore him .
Other people I like are NickV. Nick is a cool man, he owns his own server, and always helps cute little ben :3. Ty nick, ilu .
Giddy!!!!!!!!! Wtf you think you doin? Be a nice man pl0x btw lol ur a good troll but its all good no hard feelins I still luv u cuz ur basically just the most cute man adorable cool hair strong guy evars!
Finn howdy how r u you’re sexy lol nice hair that one time I fixed my laptop so my webcam is now 100% back so wooooooooooo it’s great and it all should work but incase it doesn’t ill go buy a webcam lol than we can have stickam sessions with everyone and it will be fun :3.
Verts lol you’re a kitten ilu ur so nice 2 good ol’ Benny.
Can’t name people cause im tired but I got 719 words but now more but it’s going up and up and uip and up andup and up and up but it’s fine cause a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a word spam for more words k im at around 820 but im still going and I’ll continue into the next 3 days because im dedicated my room is comforatbale and im so cute like a muffin puffin powderpuff girl my homie is thinkin bout leavin
Blame t on the a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the petron, got you in the zone! Shot of the nuvo, shot of you know! Vagina! E= m c Vagina!
This one time. Of course I love pie, but that’s not the deal. The deal is you scratch my dong, I scratch yours. K? I have ambitions, K but that’s fine since im pretty close to 1000 words so that’s like 20 minutes of straight typing so I’ll probably finish this off in a good 3 hours but you know what, it’s totally worth it. Practices my fingers and shit.
Now I’ll name everything I see in my room. Stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, animal, animal, clock, water bottle, phone, bottle, bottle, blanket, blanket, blanket, computer mouse, computer mouse pad, laptop, wireless mouse thing, TV, remote, bed, sheets, sheets, blanket, comfortor, things, mattress, mattress, bed, desk, lamp, blue thing, door, door, door, handle, closet, vent, fire alarm, award, award, autograph, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, award, award, award, award, bobble head, jersey, hinges, fuck this this is boring.
I wanna hold em like they do in texas ace, hold em let them hit me come on baby stay with me come on baby let them say stuff when I say stuff it’s like no way I did this for you lol but I didn’t so its all good but ok when do you hypotenuse me like math problems equations and shit because I don’t know wtf this is im a 12 year old lol lololol silly blupig im typing like wildfire im not looking just typing sorta tired but im devoted cause im ben and ben doesn’t quit ever cause im the fucking man you fucking fcuks cuzase amd imbens ben fuck I just butchered that.volume volume cause im awesome cause frankly im ben and ok ok ok im ben ok then im so cool and fly and fresh and flaggy and flag and hard and herd and suffering and a cute kitten and a muffin and a buffin and a bluffin with my muffin im not lien im just stunning wth my love glue gunnin, when I promise this promise, check my hand cause im marvelous!
Hello, my name is Ben and I believe I’m not stupid.

I’ll begin by stating my cumulative GPA from the past 2 years. It’s currently a 3.2. Now, this is not excellent, but it’s half decent, and it gets me by. As for the rest, I maintain a 100% in AP English for 2 years running. This is not a direct correlation with my stupidity, but it can be connected via a long process of shit and stuff. Now, I’d explain the process, but I wont, so I might, but I can’t.

Now, we’ll move on to runescape. I’m currently a level 122 in runescape, with 96 attack, 93 strength, 83 defense, and many other stats. I’m pretty ownage, but sometimes I just get bored and wtfpwn peope instantly, with a DDS, whip, AGS, or any other means of a fucking ownage weapon. Now, sometimes it doesn’t work so well and I end up getting koed or worked, but you know what, I have enough money to buy it all back so it’s all good. Now, this one time I was pking and I koed some assfuck for about 9m, a fury and some ahrims. Now, it’s not the best kill but the loot sucked dick. It was like 200k and some shitty food. Normally I’d be fine with that, but for a 9m kill I was pretty mad. You know how it goes, right? Anywho, I returned to the wildy and was owning a dharoker, took awhile, but I eventually combo’d him with a 34-39, and koed him. He didn’t lose much, but I got a Zaros Statuette. It was pretty cool!

On a different topic, I’d now like to talk about a house. Gregory House to be exact. He is one badass motherfucker. He does whatever he wants, pops pills, screws his boss, etc. He’s also a doctor. Being a doctor would be fun, but the amount of school required sucks.  It’s all fine though, you know, sometimes I feel it might be worth it. He probably makes like 500k+ a year, so I could buy COCAINE! Oh, yum. Cocaine is so good, but snorting it is bad. I prefer to eat handfuls of it for breakfast. You mix it in with some Whey protein, and you have a MEAN shake. It will fill you up, but sometimes it makes you trip, BALLS! Also, MSN. I’m pretty fly, so I always have 50+ contacts on, you know? It’s just that cool. I was playing xbox and halo and shit and I was owning and I was owning and stuff and good and owning and ben and dark and frank and fred came in and theyre like all dicksso I 4 shot them all and fucked them p now im a 50 in lone wolfs gf asshole. So, I occasionally play some ‘scape.

IRC! Oh god, IRC is great. Internet Relay Chat, ran by Shawn, Verts, Shin, and all the coolio hombres is very fun. Good conversations, cool people good stuff. Verts is so nice :3 she’s like a kitty. Shawn is a big lion, nice and strong, and mean when needed. He eats all of the people and stuff because he’s kinda a badass. But SHIN! SHINODA! He has a hard crunchy exterior, but is SOOOOOO nice . Little Shinoda, Ilu . I donated money to Shawn to fund it, because I absolutely adore him .
Other people I like are NickV. Nick is a cool man, he owns his own server, and always helps cute little ben :3. Ty nick, ilu .
Giddy!!!!!!!!! Wtf you think you doin? Be a nice man pl0x btw lol ur a good troll but its all good no hard feelins I still luv u cuz ur basically just the most cute man adorable cool hair strong guy evars!
Finn howdy how r u you’re sexy lol nice hair that one time I fixed my laptop so my webcam is now 100% back so wooooooooooo it’s great and it all should work but incase it doesn’t ill go buy a webcam lol than we can have stickam sessions with everyone and it will be fun :3.
Verts lol you’re a kitten ilu ur so nice 2 good ol’ Benny.
Can’t name people cause im tired but I got 719 words but now more but it’s going up and up and uip and up andup and up and up but it’s fine cause a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a word spam for more words k im at around 820 but im still going and I’ll continue into the next 3 days because im dedicated my room is comforatbale and im so cute like a muffin puffin powderpuff girl my homie is thinkin bout leavin
Blame t on the a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the petron, got you in the zone! Shot of the nuvo, shot of you know! Vagina! E= m c Vagina!
This one time. Of course I love pie, but that’s not the deal. The deal is you scratch my dong, I scratch yours. K? I have ambitions, K but that’s fine since im pretty close to 1000 words so that’s like 20 minutes of straight typing so I’ll probably finish this off in a good 3 hours but you know what, it’s totally worth it. Practices my fingers and shit.
Now I’ll name everything I see in my room. Stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, animal, animal, clock, water bottle, phone, bottle, bottle, blanket, blanket, blanket, computer mouse, computer mouse pad, laptop, wireless mouse thing, TV, remote, bed, sheets, sheets, blanket, comfortor, things, mattress, mattress, bed, desk, lamp, blue thing, door, door, door, handle, closet, vent, fire alarm, award, award, autograph, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, award, award, award, award, bobble head, jersey, hinges, fuck this this is boring.
I wanna hold em like they do in texas ace, hold em let them hit me come on baby stay with me come on baby let them say stuff when I say stuff it’s like no way I did this for you lol but I didn’t so its all good but ok when do you hypotenuse me like math problems equations and shit because I don’t know wtf this is im a 12 year old lol lololol silly blupig im typing like wildfire im not looking just typing sorta tired but im devoted cause im ben and ben doesn’t quit ever cause im the fucking man you fucking fcuks cuzase amd imbens ben fuck I just butchered that.volume volume cause im awesome cause frankly im ben and ok ok ok im ben ok then im so cool and fly and fresh and flaggy and flag and hard and herd and suffering and a cute kitten and a muffin and a buffin and a bluffin with my muffin im not lien im just stunning wth my love glue gunnin, when I promise this promise, check my hand cause im marvelous!
Hello, my name is Ben and I believe I’m not stupid.

I’ll begin by stating my cumulative GPA from the past 2 years. It’s currently a 3.2. Now, this is not excellent, but it’s half decent, and it gets me by. As for the rest, I maintain a 100% in AP English for 2 years running. This is not a direct correlation with my stupidity, but it can be connected via a long process of shit and stuff. Now, I’d explain the process, but I wont, so I might, but I can’t.

Now, we’ll move on to runescape. I’m currently a level 122 in runescape, with 96 attack, 93 strength, 83 defense, and many other stats. I’m pretty ownage, but sometimes I just get bored and wtfpwn peope instantly, with a DDS, whip, AGS, or any other means of a fucking ownage weapon. Now, sometimes it doesn’t work so well and I end up getting koed or worked, but you know what, I have enough money to buy it all back so it’s all good. Now, this one time I was pking and I koed some assfuck for about 9m, a fury and some ahrims. Now, it’s not the best kill but the loot sucked dick. It was like 200k and some shitty food. Normally I’d be fine with that, but for a 9m kill I was pretty mad. You know how it goes, right? Anywho, I returned to the wildy and was owning a dharoker, took awhile, but I eventually combo’d him with a 34-39, and koed him. He didn’t lose much, but I got a Zaros Statuette. It was pretty cool!

On a different topic, I’d now like to talk about a house. Gregory House to be exact. He is one badass motherfucker. He does whatever he wants, pops pills, screws his boss, etc. He’s also a doctor. Being a doctor would be fun, but the amount of school required sucks.  It’s all fine though, you know, sometimes I feel it might be worth it. He probably makes like 500k+ a year, so I could buy COCAINE! Oh, yum. Cocaine is so good, but snorting it is bad. I prefer to eat handfuls of it for breakfast. You mix it in with some Whey protein, and you have a MEAN shake. It will fill you up, but sometimes it makes you trip, BALLS! Also, MSN. I’m pretty fly, so I always have 50+ contacts on, you know? It’s just that cool. I was playing xbox and halo and shit and I was owning and I was owning and stuff and good and owning and ben and dark and frank and fred came in and theyre like all dicksso I 4 shot them all and fucked them p now im a 50 in lone wolfs gf asshole. So, I occasionally play some ‘scape.

IRC! Oh god, IRC is great. Internet Relay Chat, ran by Shawn, Verts, Shin, and all the coolio hombres is very fun. Good conversations, cool people good stuff. Verts is so nice :3 she’s like a kitty. Shawn is a big lion, nice and strong, and mean when needed. He eats all of the people and stuff because he’s kinda a badass. But SHIN! SHINODA! He has a hard crunchy exterior, but is SOOOOOO nice . Little Shinoda, Ilu . I donated money to Shawn to fund it, because I absolutely adore him .
Other people I like are NickV. Nick is a cool man, he owns his own server, and always helps cute little ben :3. Ty nick, ilu .
Giddy!!!!!!!!! Wtf you think you doin? Be a nice man pl0x btw lol ur a good troll but its all good no hard feelins I still luv u cuz ur basically just the most cute man adorable cool hair strong guy evars!
Finn howdy how r u you’re sexy lol nice hair that one time I fixed my laptop so my webcam is now 100% back so wooooooooooo it’s great and it all should work but incase it doesn’t ill go buy a webcam lol than we can have stickam sessions with everyone and it will be fun :3.
Verts lol you’re a kitten ilu ur so nice 2 good ol’ Benny.
Can’t name people cause im tired but I got 719 words but now more but it’s going up and up and uip and up andup and up and up but it’s fine cause a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a aa a a a a word spam for more words k im at around 820 but im still going and I’ll continue into the next 3 days because im dedicated my room is comforatbale and im so cute like a muffin puffin powderpuff girl my homie is thinkin bout leavin
Blame t on the a-a-a-alcohol, blame it on the goose, gotcha feelin loose, blame it on the petron, got you in the zone! Shot of the nuvo, shot of you know! Vagina! E= m c Vagina!
This one time. Of course I love pie, but that’s not the deal. The deal is you scratch my dong, I scratch yours. K? I have ambitions, K but that’s fine since im pretty close to 1000 words so that’s like 20 minutes of straight typing so I’ll probably finish this off in a good 3 hours but you know what, it’s totally worth it. Practices my fingers and shit.
Now I’ll name everything I see in my room. Stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, animal, animal, clock, water bottle, phone, bottle, bottle, blanket, blanket, blanket, computer mouse, computer mouse pad, laptop, wireless mouse thing, TV, remote, bed, sheets, sheets, blanket, comfortor, things, mattress, mattress, bed, desk, lamp, blue thing, door, door, door, handle, closet, vent, fire alarm, award, award, autograph, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, award, award, award, award, bobble head, jersey, hinges, fuck this this is boring.
I wanna hold em like they do in texas ace, hold em let them hit me come on baby stay with me come on baby let them say stuff when I say stuff it’s like no way I did this for you lol but I didn’t so its all good but ok when do you hypotenuse me like math problems equations and shit because I don’t know wtf this is im a 12 year old lol lololol silly blupig im typing like wildfire im not looking just typing sorta tired but im devoted cause im ben and ben doesn’t quit ever cause im the fucking man you fucking fcuks cuzase amd imbens ben fuck I just butchered that.volume volume cause im awesome cause frankly im ben and ok ok ok im ben ok then im so cool and fly and fresh and flaggy and flag and hard and herd and suffering and a cute kitten and a muffin and a buffin and a bluffin with my muffin im not lien im just stunning wth my love glue gunnin, when I promise this promise, check my hand cause im marvelous!

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