“ObeseObamaqua”

Very few people have ever heard of a fascinating project called “ObeseObamaqua”. This outstanding achievement by humble, modern-day democrats is a part of the immeasurable power and might of the presidential candidate, Barak Obama. What is this astonishing feat, we may ask ourselves with just curiosity? Well it is simply the process of making Obama into a corpulent, jolly fat man, then sticking him in water to float! It is certainly one of the most brilliant, scientific breakthroughs of contemporary humanity.
Why have the democrats made this outstanding discovery, and what is the purpose for it? Yet again, we ask ourselves this out of the same honorable inquisitiveness. During the renowned 2007 poll, it was unanimously decided that Barak was an emaciated young man and should undergo some severe stuffing. Then the brilliant democratic evolutionists decided that if they put Barak in a contained space with bacon grease mixed with melted lard, he would float! Well, after they figured this valuable piece of information out, they asked themselves, “Why should we make Obama float?” The whole year of ’07 up to the present date, they have been trying to work out why they should make Barak float in bacon grease and lard. Spending over eight million dollars on this, they were blissful when a young liberal found the answer. He said wisely, with much wisdom, answering this world-wide query, “The reason we must make Barak Obama float in bacon grease and lard has a simple answer…because it would be hilarious to all of mankind to see and think about!”

 

Too much reading for the spam forum

 

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Truth

 

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kaboom i hope this thread blows up =]

 

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