Hilarious Assitant Application.

Burden · Mar 5, 2009

First off, this is not me, I am TheLife on PG, this is HonorP00ner.
This is a joke application he made.

1.) Are you an active member of the Pawn Community, both on the game and the forums?
Hell yes. I have no fucking life whatsoever and troll the forums until my e-penis is the size of Alaska. Like other Pawn posters, all my posts are in some retarded-ass color that makes you want to rip your fucking eyes out.

2.) Do you actively help users in the Pawn Community?
Of course I do. Like I said in #1, I have no fucking life whatsoever.

3.) If part of your job is asked to be kept secret, can you be trusted to do so?
Of course I can. I've already kept a secret for you, that your rash is not from poison ivy, but from a STD you contracted while giving Blank101 a ******* as part of your mod initiation ritual. ;-)

4.) Will you uphold your obligation to set a good example at all times?
You're pushing it bitch.

5.) Will you handle yourself in a professional manner, no matter the circumstance?
Hell no. If some noob comes crying to me about a kick, there is a 100% chance I'm going to cap on his bitchass.

6.) Are you willing to give up playing time to help users?
Of course not. Fuck the players. Oh I mean, yes. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to become a mod on a laggy as AOL dial-up (btw, if you have AOL, kill yourself) game.

7.) How old are you? (Don't lie)
Really? I'm getting Chris Hansen.

8.) Do you understand what your duty as a Pawn Assistant entails?
* Give mods sexual favors. Check.
* Troll the forums. Check.
* End of list. Check.

9.) Why are you interested in becoming a Pawn Assistant?
I WANT TO BE A FUCKING MOD.

10.) Do you submit yourself to this user group and all its rules, understanding that breaking said rules will result in being banned for an undetermined amount of time? (Have to scare the noobs away. :] )
Yes. I am completely prepared. I will uphold my responsibility rarely and have a list of proxies ready.
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