Anyone Good with Pictures?

Ok well here's the thing, ive been trying to make a cool animated avatar for quite some time now, and im fed up with it. I need some help... Also a cool Sig picture,

Id prefer if it had a girl in the sig. with my name or something.

Avatar, Something like Hm0ng's would be sweet,

If you can help me, feel free to pm me or post here.

Thank you alot.

 

GFX Forum. What exactly are you having troubles with?

 

Ahh, do i need to post over there? and delete my post's?

but idk how to make any of it...
ive read multiple guides on it, and tryed but seem to epic fail everytime..