Disturbing News Story v5

Raptor lx · Aug 20, 2013

Doctors have removed a 10cm long steel fork from inside a man’s penis, after a sexual adventure went horribly wrong.
The 70-year-old visited Canberra Hospital’s emergency department complaining of bleeding genitalia.
He then promptly admitted that he had inserted a piece of cutlery into his urethra in an attempt to pleasure himself.
Unfortunately the attempt backfired and it became stuck, leaving him in considerable pain. Despite this, it took him 12 hours to pluck up the courage to seek medical help.

The fork was so firmly lodged inside the man's body that doctors could not initially see the cause of the discomfort, according to the report in The International Journal of Surgery.
However, once it had been located, ‘multiple retrieval methods were contemplated with success achieved via forceps traction and copious lubrication.’

The procedure was successful and the elderly man was sent home with no long-term damage.
According to the article, entitled ‘An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body’, it is very rare to find alien objects lodged in the lower urinary tract.
But, it said, many unexpected objects have been retrieved from other parts of the body.
These include toothbrushes, pencils, allen keys, plastic cups, light bulbs, thermometers, plants and vegetables, leeches, snakes, wax and glue.
Doctors Krishanth Naidu, Maurice Mulcahy and Amanda Chung said they chose to publish the unusual case 'to create discussion among the medical fraternity given the great management challenge faced by the oddity and infrequency with which a fork is encountered in the penile urethra'.
The added that the motives for inserting objects into such a sensitive region were difficult to comprehend.
According to the report, in a series of 20 adult cases over 9 years, foreign body insertions into the lower urinary tract have a low incidence, with men 1.7 times more likely to engage in the behaviour than women.
They said that practice tends to occur 'during states of pathological masturbation, substance abuse and intoxication'.
In most cases embarrassed patients attempted to retrieve the item themselves, risking injury and foreign body migration.
The real danger was infection leading to death, because ashamed patients often delay medical treatment, they said.
Doctors generally try to avoid surgery in such situations, instead choosing an option that would minimise trauma and preserve erectile function.
According to the report, typical symptoms after having inserted a foreign object into the male urethra include lower abdominal pain, penile pain, swelling of glans or body of penis, inflammation of the urethra, dyspareunia (pain during sex), blood-stained urine, pyuria (pus in urine), increased urinary frequency, inability to urinate and fever.
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That is so screwed up and made me cringe just reading it. What're your thoughts on outlandish sexual adventures like this one?

John · Aug 20, 2013

Disgusting....Lol that is a messed up old man. Thanks for including the Xray btw -.-

Weaboo · Aug 20, 2013

Who would use snakes on their penises? That is utterly disgusting.

Milan1337 · Aug 20, 2013

haha im having pain if i even think about how messed up that is.

Schoolboy Q · Aug 20, 2013

Saw this on sxephil i got sick thinking about it! like how could someone and the docters and stuff i think they said it was the most creative thing they saw lol , this whole story is so messed up..

uh1 · Aug 20, 2013

R · Aug 20, 2013

sure, be adventurous.. but not with forks and not at 70...

Quatakai · Aug 20, 2013

right on -.-

pretty damn disgusting. .

Jack · Aug 20, 2013

I'm still trying to imagine how to get a cup up there rofl

kill dank · Aug 21, 2013

Well I've considered purchasing a urethral sound, but it's a medical tool specifically designed for this type of thing..

SubwaySurfer · Aug 21, 2013

That's really disgusting & disturbing how could he fit that fork in there its really messed up and its impossible he must of done something else to actually get that steel fork inside.

kill dank · Aug 21, 2013

SubwaySurfer said: ↑

That's really disgusting & disturbing how could he fit that fork in there its really messed up and its impossible he must of done something else to actually get that steel fork inside.
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Probably stretched his urethra by using larger and larger items.:love:

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