hahaha, David nice reference just saw that on the TV a second ago.
As for the OP, try not to degrade yourself so much please, its a terrible way to start your sythe experience and you don't want to start off with even less respect than most leechers, oops newcomers, have.........
As most have said, this site contains plenty of ways to make money beyond the grasp of most legit runescape players, its here to make it easier, not free.....so put in some work, think about which method is best for you and actually put some time in to it as most of us here have, or offer some paypal if your lazy and buy some off people, with ft opening up plenty of goldshops will be starting up so you can always just buy some.