About where i live, Guam.

GUAM, Where I live

Guam
an island in the North Pacific Ocean; part of the Mariana Islands archipelago; USA territory
Coordinates: 13 28 N, 144 47 E

great place to eat some mighty fuckin'awesome tasting barbeque
What?! You don't know where the fuck Guam is?

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Guam means beautiful island paradise. A place where all other nations are jealous for some insain reason. Maybe because you can never find the true meaning to happiness. Most people say that we are ungratefull, Don't flatter yourself you can never have what we have.

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Guam is an island in the North Pacific at 13-27 N 144-47 E. It is an unincorporated territory of the United States. Basically, it's a third world colony of the U.S.; home to large military bases. Demographics: 50% Chamorros (alt. Chamorru or Chamoron) the lazy (1/3 of Chamorros are on the dole) indigenous people of the island that look like chubby Filipinos. 30% actual Filipinos (most of the workforce), 8% Micronesian primitives, 7% Asians, and about 5% haolies, not counting the military. Although well funded by the U.S.; any funds are squandered by an inept, corrupt local government. Thus, the infrastructure is in decay, the schools are a nightmare, and you'll die if you go to the hospital. People in Guam enjoy BBQ's, eating Spam, drinking Budweiser, making babies, chewing Pugua, not working, and beating people up (especially wives).
The word Guam stands for: Give Us American Money,...it's where America's nightmare begins.

 

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