[Food] Tommy Want Wingy - Lemon Pepper + Holy Schnikes Wing Review (Hottest. Thing. Ever.)

I came up and asked for a discount. The guy said no. I was like "but Sythers are gonna say I overpaid." He said he'd charge me more for autism liability.

Price Paid: $13 PRETAX for 10 wings




Yes, for you clever cookies out there... the name of the wing joint and the name of the spicy wing flavor are based on the movie Tommy Boy.

The wings did not smell very good. Both of them. But I took a bite and I managed to eat all of the wing meat so easily. The wings are larger than they look on film. The wings were good, but nothing will compare to Wingstop. Taste way better than they smell. For the price, I'm fine with not going again but it was a decent lemon pepper.

Now, we go onto Holy Schnikes. I've had habaneros... I can eat them raw no problem. I've eaten raw ghost peppers, many ghost pepper sauces and glazes and even salsas. Scorpion pepper sauces and powder. Never have I had something that made me want to put a gun up to my head to end the pain. Until now. I even had 3 hiccups (hiccups and sweating are a sure sign that someone ate something spicy). Granted, it was only 3 hiccups and I didn't sweat... the hiccups came ASAP and I started to cry right away. INSANELY hot product here. Tasted horrible.

I ate 1 wing then I ate 2 more at home with 1.5 cups of lowfat milk... yeah I was still in so much pain but it REALLY helped.

I still have 2 more wings to go. Kill me. I have no mucus left. My tongue feels raw. My lips feel like Herpes.

So much pain. Will review my toilet tomorrow.

4/5 for the lemon pepper. Good, nothing special.

5/5 for the Holy Schnikes. They taste like butt, but they don't have to taste good because this is all about the spice. It'd be a high 5/5 if it had decent flavor.

I wish I had milk for when I ate my first wing...

 

I'm in so much pain. Legit.

 

$13 wtf?

 

you paid too much

 

To be fair, Wingstop's wings have less meat on them (although they taste like heavy probably because of that fact.. more skin + less meat = more fat + more flavor.) 12 piece Wingstop wings is $11 so it isn't TOO bad. Wingstop never has deals, too =[.

 

I feel absolutely horrible. The guy gave me plenty of warning but usually when people warn about spice levels it is nothing. I never expected this day to come.

I can't believe I still want to try to eat the last 2 wings. Probably won't. $13 for 8 wings

 

yall dont have wing wednesday's??? i get good wings for $3.50 for 15 wings...

 

I mean at B-Dubs and Phut yeah but Wingstop has god tier wings so there may as well be no Wing Wednesday.

 

Dude, could you please come to Venezuela and eat the same stuff for like 4 bucks?

 

Yeah and get raped and robbed while there? LOL

 

Those are some tiny ass wings for being over $1 each :S

still a nice review as always mika

 

I wish I could. =[[

They are actually pretty big idk.

 

looks tasty, id throw it in a stir fry with that spicy sauce or add it to a ramen broth with it, just me tho

 

I have yet to poop this out.... but my insides were on fire and I had the biggest cramps ever. Felt like I did 100,000 crunches. I was literally just rolling on my bed like a maniac trying to roll the pain away. I went to the toilet a few times to try and get rid of it but nothing. I finally feel better.

Part of me regrets it, but the pain will all be in the past soon.

Oh baby!