Alright guys, a little about me. I'm 17 years old in my junior year of high school, my names Rob and
I live in the U.S. I love to smoke weed, I love to play Call of Duty and sometimes Runescape(not
much, but sometimes). I am 6'2, I'm a white guy and I'm pretty fat. I'm constantly playing games of
some sort, and have above average knowlege of computers (I built my last one). I have a problem
guys, my life is going nowhere. I am intelligent but don't study, I make average grades but I could
do much better. I have never had a job. I havn't had a girlfriend in over 8 months. Basically what I'm
trying to say is, I'm becoming a loser. I have many friends, but something about my life is just
empty. I go to school, think about playing games. I get home, play games till late at night and then
go to bed to repeat the cycle. I have 50 days played on mw2, which when I look at it now is just
sad. My dillema here is this; i need to get a job or my parents are going to make me join the navy.
This whole thing started about a year ago when my friend Cody got involved with this thing called
"Sea Cadets". His dad was always talking about it (we were best friends, hanged out almost every
weekend) and so finally Cody signs up. At first, not much changes, just him being gone every once
in awhile. Then his dad starts bugging me about it. I kid you not, this guy will not take no for an
answer! He has told me I should join over 100 times(not making this up) and everytime I said no.
After awhile, I was so fucking annoyed about hearing this that I decided to go, to end this torment of
epic bullshit. I went and it was the gayest shit that has ever been created by man. Basically it was
a punch of preteen country rejects and one college dropout who was running it. They all sucked his
dick so they wouldnt have to do push-ups, etc. He told me i needed to shave and this motherfucker
looked like moses! Anyways, you have to march EVERYWHERE!!! We marched to the lunch hall,
where i was informed that I couldn't have soda or desert (even though they had them here...???) and
to make it worse my friend Cody's dad wouldnt go away following us because he was good friends
with the commanding officer. Basically, this Sea Cadets shit was super homo and I wanted nothing
to do with it, ever. Back to Cody, he was getting gayer with every passing day. Basically
transforming from a deathmetal anticonformist pothead to a kid who does anything this college
dropout says. It sickened me to the fucking core. I SAW how this place had changed my friend and
I knew I would never go down the same path. Skip forward a few months and he's in basic training
talking about how awesome his military career will be, and my parents get even deeper in this
collective bullshit. Now my dad (who is a super dick and always tries to get what he wants) knows
about this and is trying to get me to join! They signed me up without my consent WTF! I told them I
would never, ever join that gayclusterfuck known as Sea Cadets ever and they still signed me up for
it. Basically my mom told me that i needed to do something with my life because I'm going to be 18
in less than a year, which I agree with, but not doing this! I WANT a job but It's hard! Noone wants a
17 year old with no experience in this economy! I've tried and tried but I never seem to do it right! I
dont know what im doing wrong as far as getting a job goes but id much prefer that then to going to
Sea Cadets. If I dont get a job soon I'm going to be homeless, in Sea Cadets, or worse. I want none
of those. So basically what I'm asking here is, how can I make my life better? Im sick of being this
fat guy who only plays xbox all day and could be considered a failure at life. I have a few problems
here; 1, I need a Job, 2, I need a girlfriend, 3, I need a way to get in shape and stop playing games
so much. Oh yeah, and ive started quitting weed because munchies=fat and ive been clean for like
a month and a half now. Anyways, anyone who can offer me some advice, it would be much
appreciated. Thanks for reading!
