5 foot fuckin 3!

Has anyone ever looked at blastoise on the pokedex in any pokemon game? His height says 5'3", ya know that towering monstrosity from the old cartoons? Tell me thats not misleading, instead of becoming badass he gets fat...oh with waterguns, cuz those cannons on a 5'3" blastoise arent even close to being called cannons >.>

 

did it ever occur to you to not post this thread?

on the flipside.. man short people live very fulfilling lives e.g.

weeman
dani devitto

thats it.

 

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Im more partial to the fact that in the show he was enormous while i was surprised to see that he was shorter than Ash is lol. oh wait its japan...he is enormous there...damn.

 

So I'm just about a foot taller than a fucking blastoise?

jesus