How to sucessfully get a girl (:

Hello sythe users personally, i'd love to read something like this and aknowledge the amount of information i'm going to provide for you.

Ok, when i was younger i had alot of trouble with girls/women (i'm 18 now so i refer to the girls my age as women)

I was quite the sad little chavvy with hardly any friends because i was a bully, this incohearently relapsed, and therefore made me un-able to get girls.

A few years later, and after leaving highschool ect...i'd gained the knowledge that "long hair" and a "nice dress sense" would accumilate more attension from a female.

I am now an ex-model, and prettymuch get any girl i want, so i'm going to teach you how!

(note, no flame please, this topic is genuine, not hypocritical, and is here for people who are genuinly interested in girls, going out and dating)

Ok, most think "i'm bad looking, i'll never get a girl"

THIS IS NOT THE CASE!

gosh, people like that are self loathing, and centred! it's all about confidence! not attension seaking, if you go and do that, you're more than likely to get sympathy, and trust me...sympathy fuck? or relationship is just pittyful, and not worth the time, it's pretty lame, sorry for inapropriate words but it's true!

To be confident you need to be comfortable, so wear what you like, and what suites you, not what other people like, and what appeals to their eyes! you'll never get a genuine girl that way.

Be talkative! don't expect people to make the effort for you, they might be shy! even if you're shy, still pluck up the courage to find things out, even if it's a simply hi, how are you.

Learning to approach a girl you like is the hard part, this is where the internet comes in handy, get their msn, facebook, anything you can communicate with, arrange a date to meet and make it less awkward!

Or you could be spontanious, and approach them with a simple gestjure, i know smoking's bad but it's an effective way to talk to a girl if they're outside, offer them a cigarette, get chatting ect...

There's 100's of ways to attract a girls attension, just do what you feel's right, i'd LOVE to see ALL your views on this, because i've seen alot on these forums about girls, and troubles, i could be your agony aunt! or uncle...iunno, i have tonnes of great advise

feedback would be lovely <3​

 

Let me get this straight.
You're over the age of 18 and are an 'ex-supermodel'.
Though, your display picture is of a 15-year-old-ish punk who loves their abs?

I feel like I just lost 6 minutes of my life that i'll never get back reading this.

YES! Stalk them. That will definitely make you a winner...

 

So true. This ftw

 

i dont get the guide, the coulers of the guide kind of made green stripes when i go into the shed.

But the last part was okay 2/10

 

I really cannot express how much work this guide needs. First off you really must go into more detail on each of the subjects. You also overused commas to the max. You start off the mini paragraph with a exclamation point but then have more than 4 commas. Try to go through and combine, rearrange or even delete sentences. You also must add pictures. Thinking of picture ideas might be hard, but they are a necessity to any good guide, and If you ever want to become a user educator you need pictures. Your font needs work as well I would suggest you clean up the font and make it smaller because it is a little difficult to read. I hope you can add to this because a lot of people on this website could probably use some help on how to get a girl friend, but of course you could one of those people as well.
Subject : 4/5
Guide: 0.5/5
No pictures and poorly written

 

2/10, needs alot of work. Smaller font, some nice colors, basically what greg said tbh. This is probably the worst guide i've read in awhile, not being rude or anything.