Vazelin

So, I got some vaseline so I could get up to some kinky stuff. Nah, I'v got bad lips . But I couldn't actually find vaseline so I got vazelin instead.... got home and read the writing on the side and it says...

'' Characreriseos: Nuw farma vasina is purfectley pure
with special formula an all member of family
can use it saftely. Moistureizess dry skin. softends
chapped lips, elbow, hel and knee Whith an special
parfumes, itgivesfine oudar in yourskin.

Caution (fuck cautions I'm having second thoughts by now) :
For eixternal uses only. Avairel contact
whith eyes. keep aut of children of the reach. Do not
pleace direct in the sunshire to. Store at room conditions.''

Hand up if you thinks it's safe to use?

*EDIT* The bad grammar and lack of spaces ect ısn't my fault it's actually printed that way.

 

Looks good to me.

 

Idk, you sure..?

 

that sounds pretty weird..

I wouldn't use it, but its up to you.

 

Tastes funky :'(

Gonna go die, brb guizes.