How to fix your broken TV :]

My TV went broken and i had an idea to make it fixed! so i got 7 parts for it



Step1:
To fix your TV, you will need the following: A functioning television set, large or small, old or new, cable or antenna or satellite. A thin, translucent medium such as wax paper, available from any grocery store. One to four lightweight rods such as a coat-hanger, depending on the structure of your TV's housing and any furniture it might be in. A n…

step: 2
For our purposes, it does not need to be expensive, new, or high quality but it does need to have a reasonably "watchable" picture. Do you have permission to fix the TV

step3:
Turn on your television and tune it to a working channel (or recorded input). Turn the volume down to zero. Cut three or four sheets of the wax paper that are twice as long as the TV is high. Drape the sheets over the coat hanger like a pair of pants, hanging equally on each side.

step4:
Note: it helps to to turn of the lights at this stage. Stand in front of the TV within arm's reach. Hold the coat hanger up about 10 cm from the screen and look through the wax paper at the TV. The TV image through the paper should look like blurry, colored blobs. Close your eyes and change the channel. Open your eyes.

step5:
Use the wire ties to secure the hook(s) of the cost hanger(s) (laying flat) to the top of the TV. Add more sheets of wax paper until the entire screen is obscured. If the cost hanger is not wide enough to obscure the entire screen when viewed from in front, get creative. Try taping two coat hangers together and cutting a slit in the back of the sheets…

step6:
Opinions differ on whether to fully mask the screen, though it is preferred that at least the view within 30 degrees of center is masked. I did 30 degrees of center

step7:
Change the channel until you find something that looks beautiful to you. Enjoy your fixed television as a light show, play some music. Or leave it on as ambience while you do something else.

 

Your second guide is plagiarized from http://www.instructables.com/id/HOW-TO-FIX-YOUR-TV/

 

Even so this is NOT programming...

 

And even worse, it doesn't actually fix your TV.