Whats the craziest thing youve seen whilst on drugs?

Heres my story:

I was off my face and in a car with a bunch of mates driving down the highway, for some reason I looked behind me and I saw this big chicken like chasing the car so I started yelling "drive faster theres a big fucking chicken chasing us" and everyone was telling me there wasn't, about 10 seconds later i ended up rolling down the window and jumping out the car and ran home about 1Km away with a fractured ribs and a broken arm. I ended up going to hospital and stuff.

I wanna hear your story =)

 

one time i was freaking out on meth, like hard i mean. my car broke down at a stoplight, or so i thought, i'm thinkin maybe i just put it in park. so i jacked a motherfucker for his taurus and shot him in the fuckin mouth. i peeled out like fast and all. cops were on me in fifteen minutes, someone peeped the plates. i crashed out after the cops shot up my tires, flipped the ford three times. i came out shooting, capped a couple of blues, they went down. i got hit a few times but just kept going. i managed to snap a cop's leg when he came at me but then like half a dozen of those fuckers took me down. they didnt shoot me, i was surprised about that. anyway, three life sentences, bitch. hardcore.

 

Drinking from a cup of coffe, then actualy realising that it was empty.

 

the walls were breathing one time it was pretty freaky

 

walls closing in on me

 

my friend said he was at wallmart and the cookies with the little elves came to life and were dancing around. haha

 

I was high as hell, and myself and friends were in some truck, and the driver was baked as fuck. He went to this future neighborhood area, where they have roads, and rows of trees but no houses yet. I thought it was cool as hell and we were going fast as hell through the roads. My friend Chris looked at me, and was like "Man idk why Nate is driving around through here like this, cops sworm this place." I don't know how fast the car was going, but I jumped out of it, started running down the streets, trying to find lights to a neighborhood. I was freaking out, because if cops came i didn't know how I'd hide (there were rows of thick trees on my left and right as I was running down the road, lmao.) They came back and picked me up though, and drove back nice and safely.

 

I remember the first time I tried heroin I thought I could walk on walls. For about an hour and a half I kept walking into a wall thinking I could walk up it. After I realized it wasn't going to happen I went swimming and nearly drowned because I thought I was a fish-human hybrid with gills, I also had a whale penis.

 

Oh you, troll.

 

Probably the craziest thing I've ever done was give a shit about threads like this.

 

I only smoke the weed and drink... I haven't tripped out that hard ever :/

 

LOL thats some crazy shit.

 

one time i went to the mall and went into hot topic with some friends, and they had like these skulls hanging in the window lol.....i swore those things starting talking to me about flying cats and what not...funnest day ever!

 

lool sorry only drug (herb) i have ever taken was weed

 

Dude this one time when I was in highschool my frieddn asked me to hit weed and I did. it was crazy I was seeing some chickens out flying and shit in the middle of the road and my friedn turned to dust.

Then the sky turned blue but idk I don't remember much cause I was so high it wasn't even funny.

 

i really doubt that was weed :huh:

 

Thinking Micky Mouse was trying to pull down my trousers in the middle of a supermarket.

 

yeah no way thats weed lol i was gonna say salvia but na that stuff scares the f out of me for like a solid ten secondes i thought i was drowning the first time i did it.

 

I was sitting in the back of my dads car saying crazy stuff after the dentist!

 

LOL you dont see chickens whilst taking weed.