Anyone got $600 lying around?

PM me

 

I got $600 but I need it...

 

inb4$700donator

 

lol'd

 

700 donator to 100$ scammer imo

 

I just spent over $1,000 since 2 days ago wtf

I have no money and am not rich but that damn CC bill keeps getting my money wtf

 

What for and I may

 

Mainly rent for next semester.

 

i'm only interested if this involves a dastardly scheme

 

I agree with angel.

OR if you pay me back in sexual favors.

 

Did I say rent? I meant 'It's mainly for my evil scheme to take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Common mistake though, right?

 

If I could sell my 2 accts..i could gift away 600 easily lol

 

You clearly said rent. Sorry, I'm only interested in schemes.

 

Fine. But every criminal mastermind HAS to have a lair, right?

Lairs are expensive

 

You could probably sneak into one of those discarded russian nuclear subs for like $25 max.

 

POst some horseporn and ill do it

 

Hmmm... I like your thinking.
With a nuclear sub I could hold an entire city to ransom! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

If you haven't spent the other 600$ that I sent you on drugs, I might have helped you out here... but you see, I really don't feel good about supporting you and you're crack addicted baby.

 

Speaking of russian, KLAVA

Also,

 

Wait. Russian sub is out of the question. You're obviously all forgetting that in Soviet Russia, city bombs YOU!!