Megamatt

Bitch wears a hat.
Smells like a rat.
Talks and acts like jap.
Motha fucka I made this rap...
Matt! Hes an OMM.
Drives an RSM
With tupac in the drunk
and us gettin drunk
We got them nines
Shit cost up dimes
Pop a CAP on that G
Matt, you wanna Pee?

 

i only wear my hat when i'm toking
i smell pretty plain
i talk pretty normal
cool
i'm not an omm
what the fuck is an rsm
tupac is dead
i will not share my alcohol with you
what is a nine
i keep my crack change
no thanks
and no
nigga you gay

 

Both you cats wouldn't know how to rap if it slapped you in the face and told you please come back.

 

why so white acting black?

 

yoyo im tmoe

all i got

 

His names tmoe
in his ass he puts a yoyo
he likes the dick hard
plays wit dat pokemon card
he luvin dat dick
strokin nates stick
he might be a fagget
but nigga he got it

 

^ 50 cents vadin on us

hi im tt owner i cant rap
ummmmmmm im trying to be cool right now
and make a few people lol
so i get internetz
but i know ill fail
just like every dayl (gf)
but meh
internetz arent everything
its tha RANKS that count!

 

nice one,wanna join my rapping clan?

 

yoyo im tmoe
i like grapes
i fucked the popo
after that chick got raped
later that day
i went to the lou
of course i got laid
by some hot ass jew

de end

 

Da name's tmoe
my moms a mofo
bitch is a homo
ate a dodo




<3

 

The names skilling
Im willing to MM for free
Once im trusted gonna be 20 dolla fee
A tram i might be
Look at zezima and and say NOOB! who the fuck is he
I bummed guthix and just bought a key
Run away from sythe and hide in a tree
when i'm thirsty i drink my own pee

 

nice...you added runefagness all over your rap

 

lol vader

 

lol vader

 

bmth .

 

Yo I'm a nice guy, everybody likes me
Doin' black people crimes, killing white people nightly
I have sex with twenty nine year olds
I mean they're 20 of em, playing out side nicely
I got the price of the crack, you might be surprised how it helps you relax
Well I take it back, hoes be dancin and askin for crack for some cash now your grandmas comes and asks for for answers.
Shes like "Why you smoking crack with my grandson?"
I don't know, why's the sky black?
I don't know, why's this guy black?
Why do grandmas give me handjobs for crack?
Word.

 

sup im strife,
24/7 on sythe no life,
ubber new promotion with partners USFINE,
fire capez now only $8.99,

Oh, christ!
tmoe in this thread,
you be trollin in my turf,
I'mma put my e-boot through yo muthafuckin' head.


rsbot.org was my home, now I'm like an endangered species,
don't get to close, my e-bites will give your pc rabies.

word.

 

lolwat .

 

something something something, something A
something something something, something B
something something something, something that rhymes with A
something something something, something that rhymes with B
something something something, something C
something something something, something that rhymes with B
something something something, something that rhymes with C
something something something, something D
something something something, something that rhymes with D

im gud rapper

 

You have the basic concept, yes.