My Fri Night

So I was on my way back to my place after having a few cockatails and my car died over a bridge in a snow storm....I was like fuck so I callled my neighbor to come get me well my car got smoked by another car from behind while I was in it. The cops showed up and were like grab your stuff and you can go home and get your car in the morning. So I'm like aight, but I forgot a cup in the console that had a mix in it that was empty. So I'm freakin out that I'm gonna get an open bottle citation now.

 

What do you want us to do?

 

i think ur good its empty

 

My Fri Night

 

My Fri Night
BALLS TO YOU
BAL-BAL-BALLS TO YOU
Now SUCK em

 

Well when I was sitting on the bridge I threw my drink out because I was like if somone hits me I don't need a DUI the cop just told me to get my car at the tow place tomorrow.

 

Do you think you're cool or something?

 

Nahhhh was watching that vid of RayWilliam Johnson over and over again.
That bitch kept saying balls to you
and yeh
funny shite

 

Idk who that is but on a serious note I almost died.

 

lol'd

 

Your good man. Since they haven't nailed you with anything yet you should he alright, just tell them the truth and you will be fine. They cant get you for an open bottle citation unless there is alcohol inside it.

 

Yeah I stopped reading after that, not into gay erotica.

 

I think the problem here was drinking and driving.

 

Fuckin lol'd

 

My Friday:
McDonalds, followed by internet, followed by rubbing one out

 

I wasn't drunk when I talked to the cops it's just stupid how I can't get my car now til Monday.