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How the fuck are fish supposed to leave a pond? Just pack their bags and hike to the nearest river?

"I'll just open my big mouth", exclaimed crocodile. "Jump right in and I'll help you cross to the river". Fishes have bad memory you see, so they happily jumped into crocodiles big jaws, and they safely crossed over to the river. Little did the obnoxious fishes know, they would not be leaving crocodiles big mouth.

 

[Wildy Killz]

@Wortel doesn't like me anymore

I like you, liking me, liking @Wortel

 

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Sonia
Sonia is a gorgeous masterpiece created by God to bring beauty into this world and get rid of ugly people.
Gosh there's so many ugly people here, where's Sonia when you need Her.

@Sonia reminds me of Simba, the cashier at my favorite KFC