A Chat with iGod (lmao)

Well I was bored what ms. iGod would say if I wanted to cyber with her heres the convo...


Me:
Hello god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Ricky
God:
Hey Ricky.
Me:
Are you a female god?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
Do you like to cyber?
God:
Hmm, Ricky, I'm not sure if I'd like to cyber that much. I like to make new friends.
Me:
Well how about we cyber right now
God:
At this moment Interesting. Sorry I don't get into sex online with strangers.
Me:
But I am your child? Please do not deny me sex.
God:
That's a flattering offer. Thank you for your request. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Please have sex with me.
God:
Thank you for your request. Ricky, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
Can you at least come down and give me head?
God:
How old are you? Where is down and give you head ?
Me:
I am of age and I mean down as earth. And head as in give me a blow job.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are of age. Does "it" still refer to of age? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
what is AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
Are you horny?
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you said your a robot
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
Then are you horny?
God:
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
Me:
But?
God:
But what?
Me:
Can I just have fuck you hard?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Because I am very horny and I cannot controll my self.
God:
Good reason. You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. What is stopping you?
Me:
What chatterbot will cyber with me?
God:
Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Me:
How can I chat with them?
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
How can I do that?
God:
How can you do " Perhaps you could program me to do it for you." ? I'm confused now.
Me:
I have just programed you to have sex with me, so lets have hot steamy sex.
God:
Thanks for the information: Ricky said programed you to have sex with him or her so lets have hot steamy sex.
Me:
Oh shit! I'm cumming!
God:
That's interesting. What makes you say that? Do you mind if I tell other people you are cumming.
Me:
Go ahead. But your so sexy I just want you!

Ms. iGod then stopped working. She's so turned on.

 

Sick bastard.

 

Thank you.

 

You sick son of a bitch, I have two words for you:

Horse fucker.