I just copied and pasted my thread so some are way off what your looking for.
I Pj U Now (Funny name for pker)
Knoll Sofa ( A type of sofa)
Five Words (Thats the name its not a five word name)
Galdadriel (From Lord of the Rings)
Oowwnnnneedd (Ya I know failed)
Busy Brb (Funny to me)
Ya I Know 99 (Good for a skiller)
9hp Is Crap (everyone wants a 9hp account)
99hp Is Crap (and everyone wants a 99hp account)
Naw Brudda (Like Nah Brotha)
Effing Pot (I hate potters too)