Woooo!

I got accepted to go to the level one training session of the United States Hunter Jumper Association - Emerging Athletes Program. This is for horseback riding..... Which I do... If you cared to read my intro, which I don't think you did you would know that... Basically. You apply for a zone (Place) and they pick 8 people for it... So... I'm assuming that they are being Ãœber Sexist.... Dur? And the day after it I am supposed to go to montana... O JOY! And you know who wrote my application? My instructor. Its lies and gay as shit... O JOY!!!


Another O JOY. I have to go to Buffalo... like 6 hours... And I get to ride for 2 hours on 2 different days! O JOY! 4 hours of instruction from some famous lady who my mom was like OMG YOU GET TO RIDE WITH HER/1?!?! OMG... I have no idea who the fuck she is... Anyhoo.


I can now laugh at you all. I am one of 8 selected people to go to this shit. Thats great it would seem. Now I can laugh at people a lot... And my advisor at school will be like OMG!!! YAY!!! GO YOU!!! WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!

This is more of a rant than anything... lmao. I wish it was during school.... then i would go... would be fun as shit.... missing class to go do nothing for a few days.... but alas... its in the summer.... taking up 3 full days of my summer! THE BASTARDS!!!!


Ok... Now I'm bored as shit! TIME TO SLEEP! And tommarrow... I GET TO LAUGH AT PEOPLE CUZ I OWN AND THEY DUN!! YAY FOR SEXISM!!! WOOOOOOT!!! Lmao.

Wait.

I was reading some shit online about some girls who got in... they were all like!!! NO FAIR! YOU HAVE TO GO TO RICHY SHOWS TO GET IN!!! ALL THE AAA rated shows and shit!!! Lmao. I just rly started showing... and have never been to a rated show.... failrama.... Sexism at its max.... I should write them an essay saying that they are sexists.... Would be fun....


But wait shit... if i go... then i have to try and get fit... FUCK FUCK FUCK... Running and situps and shit.... or i would fail..... GARW!!! pff. this is turning into a fucking house of problems... i didn't even want to apply in the first place... o well... this is funny....

 

Your fucking thoughts are so erratic its no wonder that women are stereotyped so much.

Grats on the horse riding thing though

 

suf shut up...povo much?

 

You think I'm a woman? /Fail. I got in cuz I'm a guy.

 

grats d00d

 

Lmao. Thanks.... I was bored at midnight and started blathering.... D: