Why, WHY CHRISTIANS?

From some Comedy Central thing:

And to you Christians: Why the hell do we bury people?
The whole point of dying is to go to heaven, who's bright idea was it to put them in the fucking ground and lock them in a box?
We should fucking catapult them.
Yeah, shoot someones grandma out of a cannon PASSSHHHEEWWW!

I got my lol's for the day