Fuck today.

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Fuck today.
  1. Unread #1 - May 7, 2009 at 11:38 AM
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    Fuck today.

    Was the worst day.

    I wake up and I have fever. My mouth is dry, I can barely breathe and my throat is on fire. I would have normally stayed home, but I had to go to school to talk to my teacher because he ordered me to order a bus for the class trip and gather up the money etc. (a trip to lake "Aviris", we can do anything there and it's epic) So I left home and cought a bus. I go to the driver to buy a ticket and give him a 2Lt coin, since I have a student card I get 50% off. I ask for a ticket for 1Lt and he says ok, but hands me a ticket for 2Lt. (And I only had 2Lt in my pocket because I left my wallet in my other pants at home) So I then I tell him to give me a ticket for 1Lt beause he missed it. He tells me shit that he didn't hear and offers me to sell the ticket to someone on the bus for 1Lt. I was like dude... You are a fucking retard. And I just left it there because my head is aking and I feel really ill. Then, without the money to go home I come to school, talk to my teacher, finish all of todays lessons and head to WU to recieve some money. I go there, I get raped for the afternoon break. I had to wait 30more minutes untill it was over in all of that crowd. Fuckers. So I finally come to the WU clerk and she tells me that the money didn't come in yet. "Great" I thought to myself (I now really need money because I rammed one car and I have to fix it asap). So then I go off to catch a bus and I do. I am riding for like 3 bus stops and I recieve a SMS from the dude who was supposed to send me the money in WU. He says that he won't be able to send the money untill tomorrow and right that moment the bus control comes in. Oh happy day. Thank you mister retarted bus driver from the morning. So yeah, this was my epicly sad day. And now I am sharing this with you; IF YOU FEEL SICK, DON'T GO ANYWHERE. I know that tomorrow I am staying home. /rage
     
  3. Unread #2 - May 7, 2009 at 11:44 AM
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    Fuck today.

    give a shit fag
     
  5. Unread #3 - May 7, 2009 at 11:50 AM
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    Fuck today.

    Let me rephrase that: Go shit a fag.
     
  7. Unread #4 - May 7, 2009 at 1:17 PM
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    Fuck today.

    I read the first little bit. I'm sick to. I have a cold I guess, but it's really bad. My throat hurts alot, I cough so much I can't sleep, my stomache hurts, I have a stuffed nose, it hurts to cough etc, nothing is helping me so yeah.

    Fuck today as well as the last couple days.

    EMAG EHT
     
  9. Unread #5 - May 7, 2009 at 1:19 PM
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    Fuck today.

    swine flu is speading.
     
  11. Unread #6 - May 7, 2009 at 1:21 PM
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    Swine Flu. Noes :(
     
  13. Unread #7 - May 7, 2009 at 2:06 PM
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    Fuck today.

    Indeed. Those blasted swines.
     
  15. Unread #8 - May 7, 2009 at 2:11 PM
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    Fuck today.

    There's one confirmed case in Vermont now. Get out while you can. :(

    I'm not sick yet.
     
  17. Unread #9 - May 7, 2009 at 2:14 PM
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    Billyy!! Cure me? :3
     
  19. Unread #10 - May 7, 2009 at 2:50 PM
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    no STFUU!U!U!
     
  21. Unread #11 - May 7, 2009 at 2:53 PM
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    You must have swine flu!
     
  23. Unread #12 - May 7, 2009 at 2:55 PM
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    what about the swan flu where dooes i get my vaccine???


    i love u
     
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    Fuck Land I'm On A Boat Motherfucker, Fuck Trees I Climb Boays Motherfuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Hey Ma Could U See Me Now.
     
  27. Unread #14 - May 7, 2009 at 5:08 PM
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    Fuck today.

    One confirmed case in Florida, from what I've heard so far. Probably more, idk.
     
  29. Unread #15 - May 7, 2009 at 5:09 PM
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    udienow.
     
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    quarantine quarantine
     
  33. Unread #17 - May 7, 2009 at 5:18 PM
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    you've given up matt.
     
  35. Unread #18 - May 7, 2009 at 5:22 PM
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    I live in florida :( no swine im just a little boy
     
  37. Unread #19 - May 7, 2009 at 5:36 PM
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    Wait what do you mean you got "raped" during afternoon break? And people, swine flu is just as dangerous as normal flu, just more rare. Many more people have died of NORMAL flu since the virus broke out. There's no need to panic.
     
  39. Unread #20 - May 7, 2009 at 7:03 PM
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    FML -- i mean FT(today)
     
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