Passing a drug test for Marijuana use.

THIS GUIDE IS ONLY FOR URINE TESTING.

Let's start with the basics:

Marijuana, which all Marijuana users should know, has THC in it, the chemical that gets you high. This chemical can stay in your system depending how much you smoke, how commonly, and it also depends on your height and weight. If you smoke one blunt it can stay in your system for 3-5 days. If you smoke it daily it can stay in there for a month. Now if you work on trying to get rid of it, it will obviously be shortened.

THC stays in your hair for up to 10 years, so if you're going to get your hair tested shave it off like Britney Spears.

You can easily get a friend's piss and bring it to the test, but if that doesn't work then you'll need to do the following:

1) Do not spike or mask the urine sample: This is a method used to prevent testing materials from seeing certain things, but these are normally tested for too, so if you're found to have one you will fail the test.

2) Try to pee as much as you can before the test. Drink lots of water (obviously). Also, you know how every time you take a shower you piss even though you don't have to? Well yeah, take a shower every hour, and you don't have to clean yourself every time, just take it to piss and this will quicken the removal of THC from your system. Also, do not over do it on the water, if you drink too much it can be bad for your health, so just take it easy and don't go crazy.

3) Increasing your metabolism: Do cardio and try to sweat as much as you can. This is another way of removing THC by liquid. This also goes with the whole water drinking thing. By jogging a lot you sweat and you drink water to refuel so yeah, these two steps work with each other, which pwns.

4) Dilution: You can mix your cup of piss with warm water, which will lower the concentration of the THC. This isn't effective unless you followed the previous steps; remove as much THC as you can, then try dilution as a last resort.

5) Detox: You can buy detox stuff off the internet, but if you're too young and you have to ask your parents to buy it for you, then yeah, you can't. So another method of detox is to drink cranberry juice, it's very good in removing the THC from your system.

6) Synthetic Urine: You can buy piss or borrow a friend's piss that is clean. Carrying a piss container into the bathroom with a big bulge sticking out your pocket will be noticeable, so you'll have to find another way, like sticking it in your pants and hoping it doesn't fall down. I'd just stick it in my briefs. Don't wear boxers or it will slide through.

This isn't really a step by step guide, but it lists a few things you can do and if you do all of them, then removing THC from your system in a short amount of time can be effective. Really though, the smartest thing you can do if you're looking for a job is to lay low on the Marijuana, because most jobs will test you and you don't want to have to go through the shit of getting rid of your THC.

I doubt I got every single method to removing THC, so if anyone knows other methods, please post them.