If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

What would you talk about?
I'm interested in knowing.
Personally, I would talk to him how it felt to walk on water,
And I would ask him if I'm going to Hell.
You?

(Do not post here if you do not believe in Jesus. All who flame/Post stuff about how Jesus isn't real will be reported for spamming)

 

Tubb alot of people are going to flame you because they think Jesus isn't real. I personally think he is and ask if he would forgive me for my sins.

 

Ask Him For a litter And Then Ask Why are you on this bus

 

What is the meaning of life, are we the only planet with life on it.

 

Keep it coming guys! Tom, wow. Just wow.

 

is there drugs in heaven?

 

I'd say.. "haha god isn't real" Than I'd be smited. Lol

 

Smote, dumbass.

I'd ask him if I was going to Heaven or Hell, How the world will end, etc. Then I'd ask how his day was, and talk to him about Mel Gibson's movie The Passion of the Christ.

 

Id say "Who the Fu*k Is Jesus"?

 

ask him why he and his father fail to provide evidence to their own existence...

 

What would be the point of faith then, or of religion, or of God, for that matter? We aren't meant to know, we are meant to have faith.

 

The bus is for old people

And I do not talk to strangers

 

Why is this?

 

you just HAD to go and turn this into a debate about God's existance...

 

Well, I would ask him how old he is.

 

I would ask him if he'd like to smoke pot with me.

 

Jesus didn't walk on water? I thought Moses or someone did. Anyway i only got 5 pages into the bible before i gave up so yeah.

I'd ask him if heaven exists, if it does will i be going to heaven and since he'll probably say no i'll ask what i can do to get into heaven. Or also if theres like a little place between heaven and hell for cool people like me to dwell.

 

I don't know. It just is. If everyone knew that Jesus was real, then we wouldn't be able to have this conversation. That's why. Haha. Idk.

Sorry, Sorry. Back to having fun. My bad.

Haha, Jesus smoking pot? Funny thought!

Yeah, Jesus walked on water, pretty sure.

Keep it going if you all want.

 

So you believe in an entity that refuses to provide proof, has many contradicting flaws and apparently has a book written about him.

So naturally homosexuals and sinners are their enemies right? Oh wait. Let's brutally murder and/or endlessly torture our enemies. That makes perfect sense.

Oh, and if I met Jesus in real life, I'd ask why he has a Spanish name.

 

I would ask him how he feels about brainwashing millions upon millions of people, and being the richest person in the entire world..donations add up quickly.