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  1. FlubbyWubs

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    OMG. I really had to post this, and I know your probably thinking that I've gone off the deep end, but seriously.

    I just got the most irritating monster itch of the fucking century! I swear, its one of those itches when your cant actually scratch it because you don't know where it is for a few seconds, then once you find it you still cant scratch it because its on your sac. What you have to do is like pinch it and twist. You know what I mean?!

    Lol seriously, don't flame or anything, just thought Id share and see if anyone else gets this bitch of a problem.
     
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    Re check to see if you have a vagina... Like if you can't find it you must have a vagina because if you had a penis it would be on the penis or near the 2 balls...
     
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    You need to learn how to speak english, because I didn't understand a word you just said. Im sure you tried to insult me but you did is fail.
     
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    I had it too for a bit, turns out its the emerging of new pubes... nothing 2 worry about, but just FUCKING annoying lol
     
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    I was speaking fine.
    Get
    the
    sand
    out
    of
    your
    vagina
     
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    Although the pubes take ages to emerge so you don't realise it was the problem...
     
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    When you stop insulting people on a Runescape cheating site, maybe your balls will drop. Then you will know what we are talking about.
     
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    Actually my pubes hurt when ever I don't trim down there.
     
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    So what your saying is that your hair hurts? The hair that is emerged from the body is not alive, therefore can not hurt. Which is why we are able to get haircuts.

    Trying to sound cool, and yet you still keep failing.

    Get off my thread, Im getting sick of owning you.
     
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    Wow this is worthy of going into someones sig as comedy on sythe. Who posts about itchy balls?
     
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    Lol. I do :)
     
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    Whenever I shave my balls and the hair grows back and pokes my dick, that is the worst. Also if you shave the part of your thighs that is right next to your sac and cock, and the hair grows back a little bit and when you are walking around, your dick sways back and forth slapping that part of the thighs causing a tremendous itching pain.
     
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    i wonder what a female would think of she read the posts in this thread.. oh well too bad the last place you would find a female is on sythe
     
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    Get
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    Seriously, no one likes you. You insult every single member you see except for the mods, grow some balls. I know you like to feel big on the internet but no one is intimidated by some fag with a Runescape avatar. It's obvious that you're around 11 years old.


    As for the topic, i know what your talking about but i haven't had that in years.
     
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    Im not trying to sound cool you fucking idiot.
    Shows how cool you are "owning" me on a fucking runescape cheating site like you said
    1st- I don't play fucking runescape anymore dipshit so I'm not like you with your dumbass sig with all your dumbass vouches of your stupid little game.
    2nd- You joined about 2 months ago and have 800 posts and you are telling me that I'm trying to act cool? for what? So i can try so fucking hard to get accepted online? Ha thats bullshit I couldnt care less if you thought I was cool or if I was a loser.
     
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    Oh no doubt!!! Also when you get razor burn... That sucks too.
     
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    Thank you! This kid is annoying as all fuck. He tells me to get the sand out of my vagina. I'll get right on that, after I finish helping your mom with hers.

    Anyway, yeah it sucks! Its so annoying... sometimes I want to just chop it off - but then I couldn't have sex. No sex = death.
     
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    Yeah I knew I wasn't the only one lol. I might try getting one of those Smooth Away hair removal pads and rubbing it all over my dick. I'll post the results here.
     
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    I can't take you seriously when you have a shit taste in music and your signature is as ridiculous as both of mine combined.
     
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