[Rap Battle, ORIGINALITY REQUIRED] Ryan I'm callin' you out

How this all goes..

This ends after 10 votes

Creativity 1/10
Quality 1/10
Punches that we took, you count
Overall 1/10

This is a sucka freestyle, not a dog pile.
I'm startin' so stop the rap fartin.

You're a Queen to be quaint,
my rhymes are like paint,
don't faint mate.

This Battle's been brought,
Unbanned ya faught
stayin gau,
Dee,
Are you with me?

Hypocrisy,
Bureaucracy,
Not with me,
With you,
cause Finn you helped choose.
Sythe's startin ta loose,
IS THAT NEWS?

Let me purooze and pursue,
this is nothing new or ner,
get a clue, a cure
check ya shoe, your fur
YOU JUST STEPPED IN MY RHYME POO.
DURR!

 

That was incredibly gross. I'm not going to waste my time.

 

What? Need a dictionary?

Afraid to face the truth so you've gone and poofed?

Rap Battle King? R0fl

Stick to golf-ul

Cause your rhymes are awful

 

Quoted for Truth.

Where's the Rhythm, where's the rhyme?
Looks like you only made it in 1 minute of time.

I'd battle you myself, but there's effort required,
Simply lacking from you, and you seem a bit tired.

I wish you could face, wish you could contend,
I'll be right back, I've got an infraction to attend.

 

Indeed...

 

Rap Battle King is a joke,
What do you smoke, bloke

 

Uhhg, what are you on? Stop spamming the section with your nursery rhymes.