Fuck I'm Attractive! (Finniscool)

Heya fellow friends.

I need a bit of help, theres this chick i met recently at a concert. I added her on myspace and she only has like 3 pictures on myspace, ones a big group photo, one is like a random picture of eggs etc (clearly they were going to egg someones house or something) and then another one is of her and a friend.

On that photo she has "fuck i'm attractive" on like the captions. Anyway i want to think of a cool photo comment. Oh, she really is like super hot and shes really nice.

Commenting "yeah you are" would be lame and i think someones already commented that anyway. So i want to think of something cool, instead of just using my one brain, i thought i'd post it here to get help from all you brilliant people.

Please help me!! Just post what you would say.



I put Finniscool's name in the title since i think he'd know what to say. He seems like a playa, lol but seriously he seems like a person who'd know what to say to chicks. So if you're reading this Finniscool, then please help out if you can.

 

So all in all, you're just trying to get her attension?

 

I thought you were Bi?

 

"id hit dat any day, yo"

 

"Well you certainly don't lie."

 

"Your Fucking Butt Ugly."

 

He's not?
Fuck! I was lied to.



(But I agree with what the homo said.)

 

Bi is just for publicity while coming out of the closet.

 

attractive doesn't fit for you. I'd say gorgeous(or unbelievable).( or something like that ;DDD)

 

I would say "I'm not sure about that but your surely your conceited." Or something along the lines of that.

Read this guide:
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=439273&highlight=pickup+girls

Used it many times and has never failed.

 

omfg i just pissed my fucking pants

 

That statement is pretty damn true.

*with emphasis on the "pretty",if possible*

 

probably a pedophile

 

Very true.

 

Could always be to nice and say "That's just an understatment", but then again, girls don't like it when they get TOO many of the same compliments, or compliments that look a like.

(Beautiful is the best word you can use, stay away from hot, and sexy)

 

Both of those are good.

 

I am not the best at this but maybe try "That makes two of us on myspace" or just "That makes two of us"

 

ROFL.

 

I thought Finn was bisexual too, i read it in one of the threads he made about himself =\. Oh well, i guess i was wrong, my bad.

This one is good:

I could say something like "I'd say gorgeous instead of attractive " or something.

I did think of one last night but yeah, i forgot it hahah.

 

What seems to cross my mind no matter how I look at this... Is that you're asking for pick up lines on the internet... For a girl that you met once...