Post your jokes :P

I have read lots of people complaining that this forum isnt funny enough,
Well this might help.. Just post any jokes you've heard. But please no racist jokes (unless there funny XD) Play nice.

Heres mine: 3 people (2 men and a woman) are preparing to become part of the CIA. For their final mission their instructor leads them to a warehouse. At the front door he turns to them and says “In this warehouse are you wives/husbands, your final mission is to go in there and kill them.” So he turns to the first man, gives him a gun, and tells him to do it. The man walks up to the door, looks at the handle, and says “I can’t do it.” and walks away. The second man is given a gun, walks up to the door, puts his hand on the knob, and says “I can’t do it,” and walks away. The woman takes the gun, goes into the warehouse, and the instructor heres 6 gunshots, and then lots of banging and slamming. After about a minute the woman walks out. “What happened?!” asked the instructor. And the woman says “Some idiot filled this gun with blanks, so I had to strangle him.”

 

What's the differance in a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family...

What's the differance in a Mexican and dirt?

Nothing...


Do I win the game?

 

Usually when we order pizza, I eat it before anyone else can get a slice...


However, I think a black man, being much larger, roasted and such, well done... would feed more people, as I don't think I could eat an entire person by myself.

 

Q: Who should GTFO of the spam forum?
A: Mitttyz12345

 

Ha, you win the game

 

I was only trying to make it better because people where complaining its not funny enough, I'll make this my last post anyway. Sorry

 

Damn straight...