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# Abasiophilia: love of (or sexual attraction to) people who are lame or crippled and/or who use leg braces or other orthopaedic appliances[1]
# Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility[2]
# Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain[3]
# Acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputees[4][5]
# Andromimetophilia: sexual attraction towards female-to-male transsexuals[4][6]
# Apotemnophilia: sex arousal associated with being, becoming, or being perceived as an amputee[4][7]
# Asphyxiophilia: sexual arousal from self-strangulation[4]
# Autagonistophilia: sexual arousal from being on stage or on camera[8][9]
# Autassassinophilia: sexual arousal from staging one's own murder[4]
# Autoerotic asphyxiation: sexual arousal from self-induced asphyxiation to the point of near unconsciousness[9]
# Autogynephilia: a male's sexual arousal in response to the image of himself as female[10]
# Autonepiophilia: sexual arousal from impersonating and being treated like an infant[8]
# Autopedophilia: sexual arousal from the thought or image of one's self as a child[11]
# Bestiality: sexual attraction to animals[8]
# Bestiosexuality: sexual attraction to animals[6]
# Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape[4]
# Chremastistophilia: sexual arousal from being robbed or being held[8]
# Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of a widely differing chronological age[8]
# Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces[12][13]
# Cratophilia: sexual attraction to strength[14]
# Diaperism: sexual interest in wearing diapers[4]
# Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation[15]
# Erotophonophilia: lust murder[4]
# Exhibitionism: the recurrent urge to or enacting of exposing one's genitals to unsuspecting, nonconsenting persons; also, sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties.[13]
# Fetishism: sexual interest in nonliving objects[13]
# Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body[16][8]
# Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person[13]
# Gerontophilia: sexual arousal from significantly older partners[17]
# Gynandromorphophilia: sexual attraction to women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.[18][1]
# Gynemimetophilia sexual attraction towards male-to-female transsexuals[4][1]
# Hebephilia: sexual attraction to pubescent children[19][20]
# Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing emblematic of one's own sex[21][22]
# Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes[8][23]
# Infantophilia: sexual attraction to children five years old or younger[24]
# Infanitilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby[13]
# Kleptophilia: (or kleptolagnia) sexual arousal from stealing[1]
# Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas[1][13]
# Lactaphilia: sexual arousal from human milk[14]
# Lust murder: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder[8]
# Mammaphilia: (also mammagynophilia, mastofact) sexual arousal from the breasts of a woman[14]
# Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer[13]
# Menophilia: sexual arousal from menses or menstruating women[14]
# Morphophilia: sexual preference for individuals with a particular body shape and size[9]
# Mucophilia: sexual arousal from human mucus[14]
# Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials[1]
# Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner[1]
# Nasophilia: sexual arousal from touching the nose of a person[14]
# Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses[25][13]
# Nepiophilia: sexual attraction to infants[8]
# Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors[1][8]
# Osmolagnia: sex arousal from odors[8]
# Osphresiolagnia: sexual arousal dependent on smells or odors[6]
# Ozolagnia: sexual arousal dependent on smells or odors[6]
# Ondinism: (also undinism) sexual attraction to urine[6]
# Partialism: exaggerated sexual interest in a non-genital very specific body part[1][13]
# Peodeiktophilia: sexual arousal from exposing one's penis[4]
# Pedophilia: (British spelling: paedophilia) sexual attraction to prepubescent children. [13][26]
# Pedovestism: sexual arousal from imitating children in appearance[11]
# Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art[1][8]
# Podophilia: sexual attraction to human feet[14]
# Renifleurism: sexual arousal in response to the smell of urine[8][6]
# Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain[13]
# Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner[1]
# Scatophilia: sexual arousal from involving feces[14]
# Scoptophilia: (or scopophilia) sexual preference for watching others masturbating or having sex[9]
# Raptophilia: sexual preference for committing rape[8]
# Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people[1][8]
# Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles[14]
# Stigmatophilia: sexual interest in piercings, tattoos[4][14]
# Symphorophilia: sexual arousal from disasters[4]
# Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers[13]
# Telephonicophilia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers[8]
# Transvestic fetishism: arousal from "clothing associated with members of the opposite sex."[13][27]
# Transvestophilia: sexual preference for a cross-dressered partner[8]
# Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair[14]
# Troilism: (also spelled triolism) sexual interest in watching one's regular sexual partner having sex with a third party,[9] usually unbeknownst to the third party[28]
# Urophagia: sexual attraction to urine[6]
# Urophilia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others;[13][9]
# Vampirism: sexual arousal from drawing, sucking, or drinking blood[29][30]
# Vomerophilia: sexual attraction to vomit[6]
# Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others in intimate situations, such as disrobing, being naked, or having sex[13]
# Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals[1][13]
# Zooerastia: sexual attraction to animals[6]
# Zooerasty: sexual attraction to animals[6]
# Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals

 

# Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain[3]

Sadism?

 

u love it

 

Absolutly

 

*faps over a dieing moose*

 

Cums to neighbour hitting wife.

 

bubbya can you stop making shit threads?

 

lulno.

 

Seconded.