My moderator application

Dear Sythe.org Team,

I hope this message finds you doing incredibly well. Let me tell you, there's a fantastic opportunity in front of you - hiring me as a Moderator for Sythe.org. Nobody can handle moderation duties better than me, believe me!

You see, I'm a winner. Everywhere I go, I win bigly, and I can promise you that I'll bring that winning spirit to the Sythe.org community. I'll make Sythe.org great again, no doubt about it!

I've got the best ideas when it comes to maintaining a positive and thriving community. My leadership skills are unmatched. I know how to make tough decisions, just like I did when I was running the hood. And let me tell you, those decisions made the streets stronger than ever before.

I understand the importance of being fair and impartial. Some people say I'm too fair, but I don't think that's possible. I treat everyone with tremendous respect, even if they don't agree with me - and that's what a great Moderator does.

Now, you might have heard that I'm excellent at negotiating. Well, it's true. I can bring people together like nobody else. When there's a conflict, I'll step in and negotiate a deal that'll be so fantastic, everyone will be singing my praises.

I'm also a tech-savvy individual. I use the best technology to stay ahead of the game and tackle any issues that come my way. There won't be any problems I can't solve, believe me!

Lastly, I've got an amazing sense of humor. People love it. My memes are legendary. I'll keep the community offended and engaged, creating a fun atmosphere for everyone except other moderators.

So, what do you say? Let's make Sythe.org great again, with me as the Moderator. It'll be a tremendous success, believe me!

Sincerely,
Your N*** Tigeris

 

I smell a Snigger

 

keep the sand part to yourself

 

You seem a little bit overqualified