Did it for the lulz

a klondike bar.


First person to type out the most drastic idea for getting it wins.

Impress me people.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

 

I'd have sex with that tree...

 

Nice, very clever. And quite unique. Except it's not all too surprising. Quite a few people have sex with trees, something about doing wood with wood is invigorating.

 

I would have sex with you, and the klondike bar in the same night.

Then eat it off Rosie O'donnel's left ass cheek with a fork heated in the womb of Barbra Bush's second cousin.

 

I would have sex with shakaka

 

That, my friend, is a privilege.

 

note: I have that privilege, No one tell I_nick_I wat to do
he do it da best

 

I went and played basketball today.

 

^ No you didnt, you just sat on the computer and watched a training session.