Say your pick up lines here.

This is the thread if you have a pick up line you would like to post. No matter how stupid or perverted I don't care.

(ps no pick up lines ever work, I am not responsible if you look stupid saying one to a girl.)

 

hey "susan" if your right leg is thanksgiving... and ur left leg is christmas can i visit you between the holidays?

=] cheers m8

 

yeah dont take these pickup lines and try and use them..this is sythe a cheating game website so remember where these lines are coming from

 

hey is there a mirror in your pants? because i can see my self in them,.

 

lol so stupid, I bet you someone will use them and think they are so cool.

 

How you doin'?

P.S Don't say that lol.

 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.

 

lol joey from friends

 

Hey, do you have a phone number, because I lost mine.

I would never use one of those.

 

Hey is that a nuclear glow in the dark butterfly?

*chick turns around*
*you hit her in the head with a bat and go home and tie her to your bed*

this is a direct quote i heard 2day in skool =D

 

Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

 

Well, this would only work in a classroom. But make a girl write something with the word "I" in it. And then say "wow you have beautiful 'I's." (I=eye)

 

You are asking pickup lines on a runescape cheating site? And let me say the ONLY good one, was by b1b..

AHAHAHAHA WOW THAT IS FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHA

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

 

lol thats so cheesy.

 

"I have herpes, how bout you"

 

I highly recommend this one.

 

You don't know really know syphilis until you have 4 cases of it.

 

"Bitch get in my car."

 

I dont think that one works, lol

 

when i tryed that one they slapped me and said fuck yourself pervert id dosnt work