What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

I'll start

I once threw out my cutlery/silverware because I didn't want to wash it

 

called out for work because I was too lazy to go lol

 

I am guilty of dishes as well.. i've made friends with fruit flies in the past.
Fortunately i've improved over the years

 

When I’m sitting down feeding my son I always need 2hands to play RuneScape so I cellotape the bottle around my arm so my hands are free. Lol

 

not sure

maybe sleeping 20hours, wasnt ill or anything, just wanted to sleep lol

 

Drank out of a cup in a hotel and put it back up without washing it. Hope they dont get covid from me.

 

that's not lazy that's smort

 

I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become a routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before laying down.