How do i masterbate?

how do i masterbate.. please describe thouroghly...

hehe suprising how many people will actually open a thread that says that srry for any of you who were ready to express your oppinions but.. too bad XD

`'~ !skipp! ~'`

 

get the lotion.....

 

Put your finger in your mouth repeatedly.

 

spereff is sexy

 

Part a- Your penis
Part b- Your hand.

Put part b around part a. Move up and down and thrust when possible.

 

LEEEEEEL my dollar is sexy

 

Pictures of myself eliminate the need for masturbation. One look = orgasm.

 

oo X9, gimmie more!! OMG OH FUCK. That worked for me.
ORGASMIC FTW. Didn't even need a picture of you. ;')


on topic:

Look at nude pictures of your mommy.
That should work.

 

Stick your weiner up your asshole, if you're having problems with getting it in put some oil on it. When it's time for you to take a dump make sure your penis is still in your ass. Make sure that the poop comes in your cock hole. Then all you gotta do is to press the shit deeper into your cock hole. Start rubbing your hand upwards and downwards so the poop gets spread out all over your urine hole.

It's an experience that can't be explained with words...

Congratulations! You've just masturbated.

 

remind me to come over with a pic of x9.

 

Get the glue out ...

 

You get you hand grab hold of your gun slide it forward and backwards rapidly and wait for it to fire.

 

Is it Me or it's just that people in Sythe don't have anything else to do other then masturbate? hmm.

 

you put your index and thumb together to make an "o" shape
then you put it around Mr. Hello and rub thouroughly.

 

uh....go read a book.

 

No need to masturbate just get a girl and put ur lime in her donut =)

 

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