Let me tell you da story bout how my life got flipped around

Well i will chillin out maxin relaxing n shit all was cool then i started cutting and got addicted to cocaine and i became pregnant and i stabbed my baby and ground it up and used it to get high along with some shit i had stored in a bag that was turned into jenkem (shit gases that make you high) anyway it got me so hi i think i od'ed that mothafucka that baby shit combo is STRONG bitch ass nigga shud deel dis shit man i mean i was trippin all ova da damn plaice

 

just a couple of guys, we were up to no good, then we started making trouble in my neighbors vagina, it was all crusty and there was a flower growing in it so i ate the flower cus im a lawma, & then jefferey was like, wtf u doing eatn dat flower so i wuz like gtfo your an octopus puss.

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the lisence plate said fuck off and gtfo, if anything icould say this guys a fag but i thot nah forget it yo bitch to Bel-air

 

FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I PICK FUCKING "MATCH MY RANK" AND YOU PUT ME UP AGAINST A FOUR STAR GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU! I'M A FUCKING TWO STAR. FOURSTAR DOES NOT MATCH A FUCKING TWO STAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOD DAMN BITCHES?! YOU MADE THE FUCKING WII, NOW MAKE YOUR ONLINE SYSTEM OPTIONS FUCKING WORK. I'M TIRED OF SETTING IT TO MATCH MY RANK ONLY TO FIND IT NOT MATCH MY RANK THEN GO DOWN A RANK BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM YOU AGAIN. AND I'M GOING TO BOMB MIYAMOTO TOMORROW. HOW ABOUT THAT, NINTENDO?

wii's

 

xbox live perhaps!!! luzl!