funniest shit i ever read

iamaminer007 (12:25:09 PM): fuckin ass
andycronquist (12:25:45 PM): dude wtf man dont you have anything better to do rather than harrasing me
iamaminer007 (12:25:51 PM): fucker help me get byte fucker get banned
iamaminer007 (12:26:00 PM): byte fucker fuckin piss me off
iamaminer007 (12:26:04 PM): he fuckin hate me for no fuckin reason
andycronquist (12:26:35 PM): WTF DUDE YOU CANT GET BYTE BAND HE MADE THAT FUCKING SITE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DUMB ASS HEAD OF YOURS
iamaminer007 (12:26:58 PM): he didnt make the fuckin site
iamaminer007 (12:27:03 PM): i have fuckin proof
andycronquist (12:27:00 PM): HE FUCKING HATES YOU CASUE YOUR ANNOYING YOUR RUDE AND YOU CUSS POEPLE OUT ALL THE FUCKING TIME
andycronquist (12:27:08 PM): alrite what then
andycronquist (12:27:15 PM): if he idnt make it who did
iamaminer007 (12:27:21 PM): toleet told me he made the site fucker
andycronquist (12:27:30 PM): NO HE FUCKING DIDNT AND YOU CANT CUSS YOU DOUCHE
iamaminer007 (12:27:47 PM): fuck you ass
andycronquist (12:27:44 PM): see
andycronquist (12:27:48 PM): lol you cant cuss
andycronquist (12:27:57 PM): you just throw a bunch of words together
iamaminer007 (12:28:05 PM): fuckshit shut fuck up im 10x older then your fuckass
iamaminer007 (12:28:09 PM): i could kick your ass back to isreal
andycronquist (12:28:10 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:28:24 PM): at least i dont blow up cars like your family does
andycronquist (12:28:38 PM): alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
andycronquist (12:28:43 PM): alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
andycronquist (12:28:49 PM): alalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalal
andycronquist (12:28:52 PM): alalalalalalalalalalalalal
andycronquist (12:28:55 PM): alalalalalallalalalalala
iamaminer007 (12:29:02 PM): fuckass
iamaminer007 (12:29:06 PM): i dotn fuckin do that shit
iamaminer007 (12:29:07 PM): fuckass
iamaminer007 (12:29:08 PM): fuck
iamaminer007 (12:29:12 PM): thats not fuckin funny
iamaminer007 (12:29:23 PM): fuckin christian ass
iamaminer007 (12:29:33 PM): fuck tell byte fucker to unblock my ass
iamaminer007 (12:29:40 PM): fuckin do it or ill kick your ass
andycronquist (12:30:08 PM): no you diserve your ass to be band
iamaminer007 (12:30:28 PM): fuckass im gonna get 3000 posts
iamaminer007 (12:30:32 PM): then ill become fuckin admin
iamaminer007 (12:30:36 PM): and ban you all
andycronquist (12:30:35 PM): LOL you dont even have 3000 posts
iamaminer007 (12:30:45 PM): ill get the shit
iamaminer007 (12:30:49 PM): if i have more post then fuckin admin now
iamaminer007 (12:30:52 PM): ill fuckin become admin
andycronquist (12:31:04 PM): dude all yuo do is cuss in everypost noone likes you and on top of that your band and plus you suck tat cussing
andycronquist (12:31:12 PM): NO YOU FUCKING WONt
iamaminer007 (12:31:20 PM): fuck you ill still get fuckin 3000 posts
andycronquist (12:31:23 PM): OMFG YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED
iamaminer007 (12:31:30 PM): and people will fuckin have to give me admin higher post count better
iamaminer007 (12:31:40 PM): fuck you ass
andycronquist (12:31:37 PM): I COULD COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW BACK TO IRAK
iamaminer007 (12:31:46 PM): your fuckin retarded
iamaminer007 (12:31:51 PM): i dont live in fuckin iraq
iamaminer007 (12:31:54 PM): MOTHER FUCKER THATS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
andycronquist (12:31:53 PM): yes it is
andycronquist (12:31:56 PM): jhahahahahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:32:05 PM): FUCKASS FUCKER FUCKIN BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER TAKE THAT FUCKIN BACK
iamaminer007 (12:32:09 PM): OR ILL KICK YOUR FUCKASS
andycronquist (12:32:04 PM): lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal
iamaminer007 (12:32:13 PM): ITS NOT FUCKIN FUNNY
andycronquist (12:32:11 PM): yes it is
iamaminer007 (12:32:19 PM): fuck you take off your sig to
andycronquist (12:32:13 PM): hahahahahahahah
andycronquist (12:32:16 PM): no
iamaminer007 (12:32:23 PM): it makes me load so fuckins low
andycronquist (12:32:18 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:32:23 PM): you diserve it lol
iamaminer007 (12:32:30 PM): make so people cant post pictures
iamaminer007 (12:32:34 PM): fuckin pictures make it go slow
andycronquist (12:32:35 PM): hahahah you got band from runescape now you ave to start all over hehahahahahaha
iamaminer007 (12:32:42 PM): fuckass rich people dont give a shit
andycronquist (12:32:39 PM): ahahahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:32:49 PM): rich people so fuckin selfish
iamaminer007 (12:32:52 PM): wont take off pictures
andycronquist (12:32:48 PM): not my fault you have a shitty computer
iamaminer007 (12:32:55 PM): wont give me fuckin internet
iamaminer007 (12:33:09 PM): its not my computer fuckass i borrowed the fuckass nerds 10 year old one
andycronquist (12:33:09 PM): dude not my fault that your poor blame it on your parents
andycronquist (12:33:14 PM): they probly didnt go to collage
iamaminer007 (12:33:30 PM): im not fuckin poor
andycronquist (12:33:33 PM): yes you are
iamaminer007 (12:33:40 PM): my parents fuckin rich selfish bitch they kick me out of fuckin house
andycronquist (12:33:34 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:33:42 PM): hahhaha
iamaminer007 (12:33:49 PM): i live in fuckin apartment shit
andycronquist (12:33:44 PM): douche
andycronquist (12:33:49 PM): hahahaahahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:33:58 PM): fuck you ass its not fuckin funny
andycronquist (12:33:52 PM): your poor then
andycronquist (12:33:57 PM): hahahahaalololol
iamaminer007 (12:34:07 PM): im not poor you fuckin ass
andycronquist (12:34:01 PM): hahahahahahahahahahaha
andycronquist (12:34:02 PM): hahahahahaha
andycronquist (12:34:04 PM): hahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:34:12 PM): fuck you rich ass
andycronquist (12:34:07 PM): yes you are
andycronquist (12:34:11 PM): ty
andycronquist (12:34:16 PM): ill take that as a complement
iamaminer007 (12:34:23 PM): fuckass nerd punched me in face should i punch the fucker back
andycronquist (12:34:19 PM): hahahahahahaha
andycronquist (12:34:26 PM): hahahahahahaha
iamaminer007 (12:34:34 PM): i said ill kill his whole family if he called the cops
andycronquist (12:34:29 PM): noob
iamaminer007 (12:34:37 PM): and he fuckin punch me in face
iamaminer007 (12:34:39 PM): and shut door
andycronquist (12:34:38 PM): hahahahaha
andycronquist (12:34:43 PM): he should have shot you too
iamaminer007 (12:34:58 PM): fucker he fuckin 16 i fuckin 18
iamaminer007 (12:35:01 PM): i could kick his fuckin ass
andycronquist (12:35:14 PM): OMG YOU SAID YOU WERE 17 NOW YOUR TELLING ME YOU ARE 18 YOUR A FUCKING LIER
andycronquist (12:35:19 PM): OMG YOU LIE TO MUCH

andycronquist (12:35:28 PM): YOUR THE WORST LIER IN THE WORLD
iamaminer007 (12:35:35 PM): fuck you ass
iamaminer007 (12:35:41 PM): how shoudl i beat the nerd fucker
andycronquist (12:35:35 PM): omg you still cant cuss
iamaminer007 (12:35:45 PM): should i dry ice bomb his fuckin yard
iamaminer007 (12:35:50 PM): or kick his ass
andycronquist (12:35:49 PM): i dont give a damn
andycronquist (12:35:57 PM): i should kick your as
iamaminer007 (12:36:07 PM): fuck he violent dude he punch me in face for no reason
andycronquist (12:36:01 PM): you fucking retard
iamaminer007 (12:36:12 PM): he should go to fuckin jail
andycronquist (12:36:16 PM): OMFG YOU BROKE HIS FUCKING WINDOW
andycronquist (12:36:37 PM): I WOULD FUCKING PUNCH YOU TIN THE FACE IF YOU THREATEND TO KILL MY FAMILY
iamaminer007 (12:36:51 PM): fuck you fuckin ass
iamaminer007 (12:36:59 PM): ill fuckin become admin
andycronquist (12:36:53 PM): fuck your family
iamaminer007 (12:37:01 PM): so watch your fuckin ass
andycronquist (12:36:57 PM): no you wont
andycronquist (12:37:02 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:37:04 PM): hahha
iamaminer007 (12:37:10 PM): you better not record this fuckin shit and put it online
andycronquist (12:37:09 PM): i bet your like 12 years old
andycronquist (12:37:10 PM): lol
iamaminer007 (12:37:19 PM): dont fucker
andycronquist (12:37:18 PM): i will
iamaminer007 (12:37:25 PM): dont its not funny
iamaminer007 (12:37:26 PM): no
andycronquist (12:37:22 PM): yes
iamaminer007 (12:37:30 PM): DONT FUCKER
iamaminer007 (12:37:31 PM): NO
andycronquist (12:37:27 PM): copy paste
iamaminer007 (12:37:34 PM): YOU CANT ILL KICK YOUR ASS
iamaminer007 (12:37:36 PM): NO
andycronquist (12:37:31 PM): hahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:37:41 PM): people cant fuckin know nerd punch me
andycronquist (12:37:39 PM): it keeps getting better and better
iamaminer007 (12:37:49 PM): they think i get beat up by 16 year old
iamaminer007 (12:37:56 PM): ill look fuckin like a fuckin ass shit
andycronquist (12:37:51 PM): hahaha
andycronquist (12:37:55 PM): i put it on
iamaminer007 (12:38:01 PM): fuck dont put it up
andycronquist (12:37:56 PM): lol
iamaminer007 (12:38:04 PM): no
iamaminer007 (12:38:05 PM): no fucker
iamaminer007 (12:38:06 PM): fuck you
andycronquist (12:38:01 PM): yes
iamaminer007 (12:38:13 PM): im gonna find out where your ass live rightn ow
andycronquist (12:38:11 PM): ok
andycronquist (12:38:13 PM): how?"
andycronquist (12:38:18 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:38:21 PM): your a douche bag
andycronquist (12:38:49 PM): ok i put more on
andycronquist (12:38:56 PM): im about to copy the whole fucking thing
andycronquist (12:38:57 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:39:00 PM): copy
andycronquist (12:39:05 PM): ok im pasting
andycronquist (12:39:09 PM): ok im done
iamaminer007 (12:39:17 PM): byte fucker wont fuckin respond on msn
iamaminer007 (12:39:27 PM): tell him to get fuckin on
andycronquist (12:39:33 PM): lol no
andycronquist (12:39:41 PM): your retarded he doesnt want to fucking talk to you
iamaminer007 (12:39:58 PM): fuck you ass
iamaminer007 (12:40:02 PM): everyone will talk to me once im fuckin admin
iamaminer007 (12:40:04 PM): ill be so fuckin famous
iamaminer007 (12:40:05 PM): and rich
andycronquist (12:40:07 PM): LRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRLRL
iamaminer007 (12:40:15 PM): but i wont be rich fag like you
andycronquist (12:40:12 PM): ive got to paste that
iamaminer007 (12:40:26 PM): fuck
iamaminer007 (12:40:30 PM): theres no thread for this fuckin shit
andycronquist (12:40:27 PM): ahahahhahhahahahaahhaa
iamaminer007 (12:40:33 PM): youll get fuckin banned for postin it
andycronquist (12:40:31 PM): no i wont
andycronquist (12:40:33 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:40:36 PM): not in the spam forum
iamaminer007 (12:40:43 PM): theres no thread for this shit
iamaminer007 (12:40:46 PM): fuck
iamaminer007 (12:40:47 PM): siht
andycronquist (12:40:44 PM): hahhahahaha
iamaminer007 (12:40:53 PM): theres a chat logs thing
iamaminer007 (12:40:53 PM): fuck
iamaminer007 (12:40:54 PM): fuck
andycronquist (12:40:48 PM): noob you dont have any clue
iamaminer007 (12:41:04 PM): fuck in normal discussion i have to tell toleet to delete that shit
andycronquist (12:41:15 PM): toleet goes to my school he doesnt like you
iamaminer007 (12:41:21 PM): im gonna tell toleet to delete the chat log thread before you can fuckin post bitch
andycronquist (12:41:48 PM): omg toleet doesnt fucking like you
andycronquist (12:41:56 PM): omg you are retarded
andycronquist (12:42:09 PM): noone like you on 1337shift.org
andycronquist (12:42:20 PM): i bet the advertisers dont even like you
iamaminer007 (12:42:31 PM): fuck you ass
andycronquist (12:42:32 PM): lol
andycronquist (12:42:40 PM): and you still cant fucking cuss
iamaminer007 (12:42:54 PM): fuckass your worse then fuckin jews
iamaminer007 (12:43:05 PM): ill kick your shit back to isreal
iamaminer007 (12:43:05 PM): fuckin jew
andycronquist (12:43:01 PM): well atleast you didnt call me a jew that time
andycronquist (12:43:11 PM): lol
iamaminer007 (12:43:17 PM): i called byte fucker and toleet jew and they fuckin blocked me
andycronquist (12:43:20 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
iamaminer007 (12:43:35 PM): fuck its not fuckin funny
andycronquist (12:43:40 PM): i only talk to your ass cause it s funny what you say casue it odont even make any fucking scence
andycronquist (12:43:49 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:43:56 PM): ha ha your ass is to scared to post the chat
iamaminer007 (12:43:57 PM): fucker
andycronquist (12:44:01 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa
iamaminer007 (12:44:34 PM): im gonna get toleet to delete the whole normal discussion forum
iamaminer007 (12:44:40 PM): so the chat log thread go away and you cant fuckin post
iamaminer007 (12:44:43 PM): fucker
andycronquist (12:44:39 PM): lol he wont listen to you
andycronquist (12:44:41 PM): lol
iamaminer007 (12:45:00 PM): fuck you fucker hes deleteing it rite now
andycronquist (12:44:56 PM): o no what eer will i do now hahahahahahahahah
iamaminer007 (12:45:28 PM): fucker i shoudlnt tell him to delete it
iamaminer007 (12:45:37 PM): you wont fuckin post it anyways i know your ass to scared of me kickin shit out of you
andycronquist (12:45:41 PM): dude im posting it
iamaminer007 (12:45:56 PM): fuck you ass its gone already
andycronquist (12:45:55 PM): im going to im only waiting till your ass stops talking to me casue when you do
iamaminer007 (12:46:03 PM): hahhahah
iamaminer007 (12:46:04 PM): its gone
andycronquist (12:45:59 PM): your history
iamaminer007 (12:46:10 PM): fucker
andycronquist (12:46:05 PM): lol no its not lol
andycronquist (12:46:09 PM): hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
iamaminer007 (12:46:16 PM): fuckin bye im findin out where you fuckin live
andycronquist (12:46:15 PM): your a noob im looing right at it
iamaminer007 (12:46:22 PM): fuck you ass
andycronquist (12:46:30 PM): lolololhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
andycronquist (12:46:50 PM): your retarded your the worst liar worst cusser and the worst name caller in the whole world
andycronquist (12:47:15 PM): ok im going ot block your ass now bye bye you terrorist

 

You shoulda posted this in spam. But that was funny though .

 

THAT'S ALOT OF FUCKS

 

its funny tho lol

 

wow so long but can he speak english?

 

everone hates that kid lol plz post too for the people that just look and leave

 

http://1337shift.org//phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=181&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=75

 

really i dident know that lol

 

lol that dudes like 7

 

yeah, yeah

 

OMFG thats fuckin funny i laughed so hard i broke my laughing "BOX"

 

lol <---- end of story .

 

LMFAO

Dude. this is hilarious

 

Haha, pretty funny.

 

1337, that 2nd one you posted... is freaking hilarious

"PLEASE KICK MY SHIT"

Man... epic

 

I think these are some of the funniest parts.

 

Lolol
Pretty Funny Bit Thats Alot Of F***s' LOL

 

I read part of it, i wont read the whole thing tho its funny .

 

I didnt read it all, but its funny

 

"iamaminer007 (12:35:45 PM): should i dry ice bomb his fuckin yard"


ametuer..... that doesnt do anything XD