Unbanning

Yeah, this question.

But wait, there's details!

So i've done ample research over the course of a couple of hours, and i've determined that there are ways to unban people for soft bans.

Hard bans, however, seem to be a tougher cookie to chew on. The seemingly collective answer was 'tweet a Jmod' for botting-bans but you have to be damn convincing.

Me personally, i've tried tweeting. No reply. I have however used the allmytweets method and stalked a couple of jmods to find some emails.
this

Spoiler: Email

[email protected]

is what i found.

Anyone know of some ways to get a couple of ancient accounts unbanned with some uncharacteristic banning reasons? Like 1 offense in 12 years, then website advertising, then macroing(major)

If nobody knows any other ways to unban, hakuna matata. However, if someone has some... secret... unbanning method.. that always works... lemme know. And i may be able to hook you up with a finder's fee if they'll let me purchase the service.