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From : ammurrica
To : Darkest Dream, TBG Houred
Date : 2015-02-13 22:53
Title : My Valentine TBG Houred
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I Remember when we met like it was a week ago, actually it was a week ago exactly. However days past cannot place a barrier on the love between us. I remember when I received that first pm from you and i knew we were going to give that fruit couple from 50 shades of grey a run for their money as the last few days have been so nice yet so painful as I have yet to caress your gentle self between my arms. And I know what we have may be viewed wrong by others but when it feels so right there is simply no denying it. So taking our love publicly is the best option I see so we can truly embrace what is between us then il embrace you between me and the sheets.
XOXO, your one and only, AMMURRICA :love: :love: :love:
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From : TBG Houred
To : ammurrica, Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-14 05:10
Title : Re: My Valentine TBG Houred
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Dear ammurica,
Ever since the day you came into my life, I knew you will be there till the end of time. Dreams come true; it is because mine came true when I met you, my love. I will always love you. I swear it. I cannot say how much I like you and how special you are to me. But all I can say is that, my world is all smiles whenever I am with you. I love you a lot. I will love you until the stars go out and the tides no longer turn. I knew my feelings for you were real when I spent more time thinking about you than worrying about myself. Iíll never ask you to change for me, because you are perfect just the way you are.
If I know what love is, it is because of you. Never leave me. I would be an empty flame without you and my life would lose meaning. I know God has someone special for me, no need to search for him, he has found me and I have found him. I have loved you all my life! I know I am in love with you because my reality is finally better than my dreams. :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
XOXO,
Houred :love:From : Dno
To : Darkest Dream, Gyzo
Date : 2015-02-14 15:21
Title : Letter
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Bruh,
From all the times of hanging out in tiny chat, When I stare into the screen to see your face, but am only blinded by the glare caused by your massive forehead.
I do not let this glare get between us, for we are the best CS:GO players on sythe.
I always admired the ways you made money, even though you would lose it staking by WolfRunescape and MrEvilPwns.
You may have been scammed for max cash, but at least you still have some hash.
Hopefully we can meet up some day, and vape our love away.
ILY
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From : Gyzo
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-14 15:22
Title : FW: Letter
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Dno, you always yell at me when we play CSGO, whether you tell me I'm stupid or tell me I blow.
I'm also aware of the anger you bring, but I laughed my ass of when you got scammed by coin king.
Our love is impeccable and together we're Stank, I only wrote this to get the mini-rank.
If we don't win the GP from Playerswap, then I'll go out on the streets, and sell weed to a cop.
Because we're broke together, doesn't mean our relationship has failed. We're on the road to rebuild, and Enate continues to get railed.From : KronixDivisionBoosting
To : Darkest Dream, IkovGPBuyer123
Date : 2015-02-16 08:51
Title : My secret fantasy (VDAY)
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I'm going to tell you something. After you read this, just sit back and let it soak in for a minute. You don't have to reply, just close your eyes and envision it. I want you to control me. What I mean is, I want this dick to be yours and you control the flow. But first, I need my fix. I want you to lay on the bed, naked....and play with the pussy in front of me. Lick a finger and stick it in there and just make me watch you play with her for a bit. If I try to move, you stop....and don't start again until I get back to where I was. After you've teased me for a bit, call me to the bed and tell me to eat that pussy. Don't ask, tell me. Grab my head gently and tell me to spread the lips, suck the clit and kiss her as hard or soft as you want. When you're done with my mouth, make me get on top of you and kiss you slowly. Remember, this is your thing, so you control when the dick goes in. Put both hands over your pussy and just let me kiss you, your breasts and when you're ready for the dick, you grab it....you rub it across your pussy and then put it in. I'm going at your pace, so if you want it fast, I'll go fast. If you want deep strokes, you get deep strokes. Grab my ass, smack it.....bite the fu** out of me, but you're in control of this dick, this mouth and my hands. I want to see the pussy soak my dick. Juices all over him and hear you moan my name. I love that sh**. Whatever position you want, you tell me. This is all about you, so you get yours and enjoy yourself.....don't worry about me, just do your thing and we're good.
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From : IkovGPBuyer123
To : Darkest Dream, KronixDivisionBoosting
Date : 2015-02-16 12:21
Title : Valentines Day Poem
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On Valentines day we like to muck and fuck around,
On the bed, we moan and make lound sounds
We drink a lot, especially rum,
I lick your dick and make you cum.
You know what I like best,
For you to play with either breast.
Down below I'm very bushy,
What are you waiting for? Come stroke that pussy!
Insert that pen into my port,
Oh you know it's your forte
Don't let me tease you,
I know it will please you.From : Swaze
To : Darkest Dream, Mahdi Designs
Date : 2015-02-16 12:09
Title : Love Letter
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Dear, Mahdi
We've been friends for a long time, and I'd like to let you know that you are the only person whose dick I'd suck, the only person who I don't have to say, "No homo" to. I've never came when I was with you, but the time I've spent with you were better than orgasms. You are my brother, almost like lovers. My mind when my mouse cursor porn hovers, I can't help but think about you. We made a deal to make this sound gay as possible, but I know your letter is all truth. In all seriousness, you're a really cool guy. Let's keep being good friends and you may continue being my bitch.
Love, Swaze :love:
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From : Mahdi Designs
To : Darkest Dream, Swaze
Date : 2015-02-16 13:11
Title : Love Letter <3
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Dear Swaze,
We are friends for over 5 years now.
Youíve helped me with various things!
Since the day weíve met, Iíve always wanted to have a date with you..
I was just too scared you would hate gay people 
So I kept all these love feelings for myself, and whenever I go home after being with you
I would just spit on my right hand and free myself from all the love feelings :$
All the butterflies would cum out instantly (See what I did there?)
There is just one thing Iíve always wanted to tell you:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Iím getting horny now, so are you
Not going to lie, time to get true
But for fuck sake Swaze, I love everything about you
So please Swaze, would you be my valentine?:love: :love:From : Fitta
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-16 20:20
Title : Sythe Valentines Event 2015 - Letter
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Dan, my new man - Lovin' began with me getting a spray tan.
You catched my eye, such a fancy young man, next thing I know I've joined the ku klux klan.
Being black and tan, without any plan, jumping inside that minivan.
Even though I never been no fan of the klan your love changed my mind... :love:
Dan you're looking like a real ladies' man.
I'm your garbage can and you're my garbage man, oh Dan..
Even though we never be able to go to Sudan, Iíll always love my Dan.
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From : bogdan123
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-16 20:27
Title : Sythe Valentines Event 2015- Letter Entry
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My Valentine
http://www.sythe.org/members/430959-fitta.html
Love letter
I love you Fitta
I love you Fitta
You always ways give it i always take it, cause that's what love is.
One gives and one takes.
Are love is strong as a rock thoe weak as sand.
But together are love forms canyons.
I know you love a huta thats why we met in Utah.
Are love can be see on the inside, but hardly on the outside.
who gives a shit, not you and not me, we are men.
We are strong that's why when i say No homo loving just bro loving.
xoxo you know where to go.
Love you my man Fitta.From : whaatitdo
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-17 17:02
Title : FW: ode to wernis
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Cdt letter- Whaatitdo (to Wernis)
Ode to Wernis
Mah bro. Mah bro. Mah bro.
What can be said about mah bro
Is there a fish that isnt a fish?
Is there a sky that isn't a sky?
No, but wernis be my one true-eth bro.
Shrek fan ain't got nuthin on shrek like we do
Wernis is love, wernis is life
Wernis- to pernis- to take out the r=?
No one can understand our 360 no scoepe pl0x
We tight like gold farmahs and sellers
We tight like mr. sythe and no one
We tight like syed to himself
We tight like jack goff and his right hand
We tight like yousuck and da report forum
What can i say, wernis and whaatitdo.
Now i get dem feels..
Uhhh
Call me shawty from SF.
*drops the mic*
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From : WeRnIS
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-17 17:33
Title : Contest
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Whaatitdo, Whaatitdo...
Could you help me Scooby doo?
All I'm searching is some love,
Also chocolate, please get me some.
A strong bondage, connection and feelings inside,
We got something, I ain't gonna lie.
Best friends forever, there is no question,
Our memories will always stay in my possession.From : Donald Duck
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-17 20:13
Title : Love Letter for Superfluous
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My dearest Superfluous,
With the light of love as my guide, the feather of angels as my pen, and the blood of Aphrodite as ink, I weave my thoughts for you.
With sensual velvet kisses, with flames of passion, with lustful burning eyes I bathe this canvas in my love-soaked thoughts for you, and only you.
What person in their sane mind could resist your wonderful hazel eyes. They just mystify me beyond belief. Incidentally I used to know someone who had a rabbit called Hazel. Apparently, it pooed a lot. I'm not saying you poo a lot, so please don't get mad at me.
I've always found your beautiful bald head to be really sexy! I love the way it shines in the sunlight like a marble and have often wondered if you would consider putting solar panels on there. Oh darling think of the electricity we can generate and use, and of course we will be helping the environment.
Sitting at home on the couch and cuddling with you, has always been something I've loved. Especially when we get into an argument about something pointless like the colour of cheese, or the price of fish, and end up having a huge pillow fight over it, (even though I always win, and you end up crying because I beat you at a childish game!)
I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your bum. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your bum all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.
My love, you know what would look hot and vibrant on that beautiful body of yours? Leapord Skin underwear! Oh God, if I saw you wearing those I would simply explode into a heap of sparks with joy! (By the way that was a figure of speech, cos I wouldn't ACTUALLY spontaneously combust, otherwise I wouldn't be able to appreciate your lovely body in Leapord Skin underwear).
You always remain in my thoughts, helping me keep alive with visions of your sweet lips to help fire up my aching heart!
Eternally loving you, with flames of desire,
Lover Duck :love: :love: :love: :love:From : Glader
To : Darkest Dream, Glader
Date : 2015-02-18 08:59
Title : Valentine
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Everyday I wake up next to him in bed. I always hop out of bed and make breakfast for him too, but only if he's hungry; that's pretty easy to tell for me. Him and I both love all the same things too. I can't even remember the last time we were apart, it's as if we never have been. It is truly an everlasting love because he's the greatest man in this world that I've ever known.
I must confess that I love myself. Will I be my Valentine?From : Naxious
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-18 17:19
Title : FW: My Love Sniper
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Naxious
Dear Sniper,
I always wanted to express my feelings to you btu never had the chance. I think that this the the perfect opportunity to express my love for you during valentines day. even though I was caught up this weekend watching the NBA-All star game, I was thinking how to express my feelings whever an ad came on. When Zach Lavine won the dunk competition, I was think our love can aim at the same ratings the judges gave Zach Lavine. We have many common things such as addiction to money, RS, bitches, but we are also both Asian. I think that we should advance our relations further and we can benefit out of this. During the struggles for trial in UPS I will be your trainer and my love for you will motivate us! and hey you never know I might give you a raise for a certain job that doesnt require skilling/questing/ BA if you know what I mean
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From : sniperrex9
To : Darkest Dream, Naxious
Date : 2015-02-18 17:58
Title : My Bae, Naxious
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Lovely Naxious, everyone says they have the best bae in the entire world but I have to say that you are my favorite since you make me feel loved and cared for even thou the times has been tough on us. I remember when we first met on the cold August night as the wind gave us a little chill, you held upon my hand and comforted me with a blanket to give me warmth. Upon the moonlight, I remember seeing your face all pretty and your body so warm that I could have melted with just one smile of yours. You bring me happiness that not even bacon or a summer sunset could even match how one second being with you feels like being in a candy store where you can pick anything you want. All the pain that I had been caused when I wasnít with you was worth seeing you for a minute over a year. You make me believe in faith and how that God had intended on people to find that special someone. Naxious, you are the one of a kind since whenever Iím down or sad I always look up to see your arm around my shoulder and I thank you for being with me every single step of the way.
With lots of Love,
Sniperrex9From : blade bro4
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-19 12:24
Title : Valentines letter thing
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oh i wonder how
u make my heart go wow
o bb im so happy ur mine
even tho u dont know BD9:/
u send my heart on a wild safari
i don't have an xbox, sorry
u make my heart go supernova
even tho ur more homo than deathsnova
to be honest u might be the biggest fgt thats ever been
even more, yes even more than finn
homo aside and even tho ur a bitch everyday
u take my breath away
this is a poem because it does the rhyme
cbf to do anymore, don't have the time
knees weak arms spaghetti
*drops mic*
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From : Heeatz
To : blade bro4, Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 03:13
Title : Valentines letter
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ma baby blade
still begging for that cracker
some say hes a hacker
How the fuck did he get mod they shout
must have sucked the mod D
day in and day out
#1 cracker head applicant investigator?
As u can see i cant rhyme for shit
but just give me a bit
of that runescape golderoni
and i'll be your homie
*drops mic*
Aight so since this needs to be more than 100 words ima have to write some nice shit about my boy blade. Hes a fgt sure but i love him. thats why hes my valentine, kinda cute. Heeatz bro4 they'll call us. I hope to meet him in real life some day soon. For now i'll just have to stare, in awe, at his skype profile pic <3From : uJesternWind
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-19 15:30
Title : Valentines Day letter
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To chevy. It's below.
Chevy, my man
Knowing you since I was just 3 years old, weíve grown up and had some great memories together ñ going to the park as children, Johnís 8th birthday party (what a good time!) and being on a rep basketball team together, I will always remember the first time i felt something...different towards you, rooming together with you alone. Itís a sensation thatís really hard to describe, and I have trouble putting into words the glorious feeling i get whenever i see your face. It really does start from the ground up, and leaves me breathless every single time, my heart beating furiously and my penis pulsating angrily. This leaves me with only one question to ask you ñ will you be my valentine?
Signed, your not-so-secret admirer,
uJesternWindFrom : Lorenzo
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 19:55
Title : Valetine
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Dear Video,
My love for you burns harder than my hottest porn video. You're eyes gleam like Miley Cyrus's when she is swinging from her wrecking ball. Your smile has enough power to light up the sky and put day light savings to shame. Your body is like the ocean I just want to jump into it and swim. We have had our ups and our downs. But the loving moments that I share with you burn in my heart 1000 times harder than the time you beat me and left me with two black eyes. Forgiveness is key and our love is so strong it even burns through the time that you cheated on me with Paul Walker. Nothing could ever come between us not even becoming the highest donor on Sythe. I will always love you until death does us part. Happy Valentines day my love.
Love,
L
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From : video
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 20:19
Title : Love Letter to Lorenzo
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How do I express myself?
A letter will do.
Perfection.
Pure excellence.
You are all of this and more.
Very exceptional.
Daringly dashing.
As balling as the Bulls.
You are one of a kind.
Lightning doesn't flash as bright as you.
Only you deserve prose.
Redd's strawberry ale pales to you.
Even though it's delicious.
Now if you'll do me a favor,
Zip back through and read the first letter
Of each line.From : Joshuaag1234
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 20:31
Title : To My Dearest Love: Time To Buy
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Dear Time To Buy, my dearest. We have been together for so long that I can't even remember when we met. We have been through so many adventures and so many rough times and I get goosebumps just remembering it all <3333 We started off talking about EoC gold, but in both of our minds we knew that this chat was more than just about EoC gold. We started off slow but eventually built up to be one of the most beautiful across the globe lovers that sythe has ever had the privilege to lay their desperate eyes on. It started off with simple afk-ish skype chats but then it came to a point where I was talking to him all day and all night. It had gotten so bad at one point that I began ditching college level classes and began lying to my mother just to talk to him. That's true love. We would always get into fights but our love is so strong that we would never argue for over an hour; we always came back clinging to each other. He always put up with me, and my niggerish attitude towards him. I would always put up with him, and his low ass fucking rates. That's true love. I'm not sure how a downright bullied/#1 autistic sythe user like me would ever have the privilege to talk to and have camsex with a $700 donor and DragonDyce rank. Time to buy you're the best. You think i'd cum in an average 10/20 seconds if I was having camsex with another man? No, exactly my point. I would have no doubt in my mind that your fat clockcock would devour my absolute fatass in my/your bedroom. Only thing you would have to be careful of my dearest is the sheets, they'd be covered in cum. If my mom caught me with you, she'd send me my way, and tell me to make a living off RS (which is pretty much impossible for me atleast) I'd be homeless and most importantly, without you. What would I do without you? What would you do without me? We have been together too long and it would hurt way too much to fall back. This time of the year we're going to make our valentines day extra special. It's going to be more than an e-fuck this time around. We're planning to send each other thousands of dollars worth of presents from Amazon and Ebay.(or at least I am, i'm yet to here from you mister) He's not supposed to see this, but this is what i've got wrapped on Ebay (Had to hide this sucker in my cart from my mom for like a month now, it's a bitch when she goes through my bay account, specifically without my premission <_<
Here is other things i've decided to get him, haven't told him about this stuff either, thought i'd share ^_^
http://gyazo.com/e6de901bc729b791fa7f9fc13c15746c
http://gyazo.com/a42daf0c47c5247860b88f9ea56555f2
http://gyazo.com/e7433aa6060fc1e92a6a0885fcd7c829
http://gyazo.com/00f04202c745942c1687297df2eeb20a
http://gyazo.com/e683e696529e1d305949a899b2617909 Baby, I legit cannot wait until you see the gifts in those pictures, I'm sorry for letting the surprise off so early=/ I guess i'll be careful next time, hope I didn't do bad=c
I refuse to leave you honey, you are and will be my valentine from now until the end of eternity. I love you, I really do... Bye...
In kind regards, Joshua.
Poem 4 TTB:
I love the way you tell me that I'm beautiful,
and the way you make me laugh like no one else.
I love the way we cross upon each other almost every night
Getting goosebumps every time that we speak to each other
I love the way that you tell me that my weight doesn't matter
And how you hold me tighter than anyone else.
I love the way that you make me cum so fast
And how we have never had problems talking about sex to each other<3
I love the way you talk to me about the size of my feet
And whenever the conversations comes up, you hardly ever mind giving me a virtual footrub.
I love the way we argue and go our seperate ways
And always come back...<333
I love the way you compliment me on my hair
I do it that way just for you<33
I love the way you would send me my favorite flowers
along with an " I LOVE YOU" card.
I love the way you tickle me
I can't wait til the day you tickle my pickle... <3333
I love the way you speak your mind and tell me about your opinions.
You have never lied to me, and I have never lied to you......<33333333333
I love the way you're not afraid to cry and show your feelings.
We always talk to each other when we are feeling down <3
I love the sound of a skype message
Because I know in my heart that the message you've sent me was another compliment about how sweet I am to you.
I love how you look...
I will never get over how beautiful you actually are, I can only wait for the day that you realize it yourself.
My love for you will stay the same,
never will I forget your name. I know it's cliche, but it's true. Being with someone for so long just makes you think about how strong the relationship actually is. The day that we break up is the day that I die inside. It's the day that I finally let the sythe bullies get to me, you're the only one who has been keeping me strong throughout my short sythe experience. Time To Buy, I love you with all my heart and theres no words to express the pure emotions that go through my horny heart whilst writing this letter. I love you soooooooooooooooooo much that it's not even funny anymore. It doesn't feel real. It feels like a dream... I just wanna wake up and be with you some more...
In Kind regards, TTB's boyfriend
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From : Time To Buy
To : Darkest Dream, Superfluous
Date : 2015-02-20 22:11
Title : Valentine's Day
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Oh Josh,
Was this the face that launched a thousand trolls,
And burnt the topless towers of the Spam Forum?
Sweet Josh, make me immortal with a kiss:
Your lips suck forth my soul, see how it soars!
Come, Josh, come, give me my soul back.
Here will I dwell again, for heaven is in your lips,
All is dross that is not you, Josh!
I will be yours, and for your love,
Instead of Troy shall my anus be sacked;
And I will combat with the weak Arcus,
And wear your deep, deep chestnut brown on my plumed crest:
Yea, I will slay Deathsnova where he stands,
And then return to you for a kiss.
Oh you are fairer than a thousand stars,
You are brighter than cranky Suf
When he appeared to bitch and moan about Roary;
More lovely than the high monarch Sythe himself
In beloved Sandy's squirrel arms;
And none but you shall be my butt pal.
#JoshuagNum1Pker2015
(Credits to Faustus, Scene 12)From : Jack Goff
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 23:07
Title : hi
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Loyal 2 da game and my submission
was gonna do a song cover for it too but i downloaded a mac version of photoshop and then a photoshop in the wrong language -.-
Yo whaddup this ain't no seinfeld
Jacky G makes my heart melt
Especially when he rock that gucci belt
or louis V, prada
But shit he turns my temp to 103
Celsius, the dude smart and rebellious
Niggas be envious even tho he ain't the wealthiest
No mistake though n I'm from canada
But y'all know jacky still a fan of ya
Boy who be spittin this illest shit brah
If jack was at the club you know he balled: chemo
If y'all want more of this, you know I got three mo'
Jacky G makin' my heart go screamo
I just want chall to know though:
I'm so loyal 2 da game, hoe
And he ain't gotta Jack Goff no mo'.My dearest nic0,
Upon this canvas I shall spill my soul's inner-most desires for you, and upon my chest I carve your name with the dagger of carnal desire, so the world may knoweth that only you lie within my heart.
Should a thousand angels tear out my heart with the forsaken instrument of death, it would still beat for you a million times and call your name in the night. I just cannot explain the passion inside which burns for you.
Your radiant red hair is more beautiful then the colour of the most vibrant red rose. But you are more precious then a rose, because you don't have razor sharp thorns sticking out from your neck and you don't attract as many bees.
Here's a poem dedicated to you:
Code:Passion engulfs me with thy sweet scent of aphrodisia, and burning flames of desire For a mere drop of thy poisonous seduction, would be enough to silence the wildest beast For what creature would not damn itself to hell for just a mere taste of thy poisonous lips? My lustful murmurs of love will soon embrace thy ears, like a storm of delicate butterflies courting in the sunlight With every breath in my body and every fibre of my soul, I wish you a velvet kisses drenched, and love-soaked Valentines Day. Forever and eternally yours and yours only.
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This letter is dedicated to my love, riwu.
After my last breakup, I was feeling a little lost. I was left heartbroken, lonely and once again on the hunt for love. Valentines Day was right around the corner, and my search for the perfect partner redoubled in effort. I wasn't prepared to pay for a dating service like E-Harmony, so when I stumbled across a dating thread in my favourite Runescape black market site I was over the moon.
I wasted no time posting a short pickup line.
Checking back following my afternoon nap, I was delighted to find a reply.
With the profile picture of a majestic lion and the name "riwu", there was no doubt in my mind that I had stumbled upon a tribal African goddess.
You were that and so much more riwu. I caught the first flight to Nigeria for you, and after being detained for half a decade I began my search. For years I travelled on safari tours looking for those telltale large native white eyes, smooth black skin, and big jugs that I knew were yours. I was in the middle of a job hunting some rhinos for ivory for some much-needed cash when our truck got hijacked. I was left in the middle of nowhere, so when I crawled down to that waterhole two days later half dead, and looked up to see you staring down at me, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
Now, 17 children and over 30 miscarriages later, I don't regret a thing. I'm never gonna give you up or let your black ass down. Even when Ebola took you away from this earthly realm, riwu, my ferocious lover, you will be forever in my heart.[no correspondance][no correspondance]
Remember that the top 3 couples will win a prize:
175m in eoc credits will be provided by Playerswap, divided as follows:
1st place couple: 75m eoc (to share)
2nd place couple: 50m eoc (to share)
3rd place couple: 25m eoc (to share)
5 random participants: 5m eoc (each)
