Anyone interested? Please apply

im starting a fortune 50,000 company and would like some employees the business is based around farm animals :love: and also sex, hmu if u want in ^_^

 

Where do i apply

 

Can I move through the ranks to CEO? I feel like this would be a fantastic company

 

To apply you must live your life according to the greatest quote mankind has ever been gifted with - "Beastiality and homosexuality in Sweden will not end until they start believing in God and accepting that the world is a little bit more than 6,000 years old and reintroduces their Godly anti-sodomy law as it was before 1944!" aka we must burn sweden to the ground and then invade the ashes with our capitalist ways by returning the common folk with their sheep and pigs.

TL;DR - our mission statement will be to invade atheist countries and sell their scum people farm animals for sex. apply within the bible thanks

 

im asian nigga lets get it to it

 

a sex farm ?@!?@ sign me up fuck gold selling

 

I'll do this free of charge.

 

Nah man, I support homosexuality and beastiality; ATHEIST AW MOTHER FUCKERS!

*staring at that duck...yum*

 

Don't think so.

 

Did I mention we offer a range of plums and scented pine cones.

 

I am prepared to put down 5k prussian francs on this company. Can I bribe other employees to do my shit work?

 

You can sexually assault other employees for self gain if you wish, none of that unethical bribing please

 

does "unethical bribing" goes in the same sentence?

 

I don't really like plums but I'll sleep on the scented pine cones.