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A thrilling tale of exotic mammels, heavy metals and gastric acids

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  1. Jeff

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    So I was at the gym, pumping iron while listening to some aesthetic music. It was late at night and I was doing machine Flys like a sick cunt. Across to the right of me is a 9/10 doing machine chest press. Anyway I was on my last rep, trying to push it out but it wasn't happening. That's when I had the mindset of what Zyzz had taught me, to pretend someone was pointing a gun to my head and if I did not get that last rep I would die. But cause I'm a sick cunt, I was strong enough to push it out and that's when it happened. About 0.4 seconds after I pushed the last rep out, I let a ripper off. No doubt the 9/10 heard it and looked at me through the reflection of the wall mirror which reflected upon me. Our eyes made contact and a connection was established.

    Stay tuned for part 2.
     
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    Came for the heavy metal...left disappointed.
     
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    op is a phaggot no joke
     
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    Really...gayest shit ever. I can guess what happened in part 2. You two soaped each other up in the showers to some heavy metal emo shit. Fucking phaggots. Oh wait then as he is walking you to your car he shoves your face between his ass cheeks and lets off a shart. Then you went home to yank one out.
     
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    this.
     
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    Do you even lift?
     
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    Popped a molly and I'm sweating.
     
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    I stopped reading at machine flys
     
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    twerk team
     
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    u mad?

    Think you're funny m8?

    Had already done db incline, flat and db flys
     
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    Op: Beta manlet of peace doing curls in squat rack
     
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    and then you woke up
     
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    I squat using db's u mad?
     
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    op is virgy
     
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    confirmed.

    bump loooool
     
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    op will surely deliver part 2...
     
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    bump.
     
  19. Jeff

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    maybe in another year

    ps: good hed
     
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