Hop off my dick? It's lame because it's fake as hell and didn't "freak me out" one bit. But then again I'm not 12 years old. Contrary your beliefs, for me, spending countless hours and effort writing little ghost stories that try to troll and scare little kids on the internet is not my ideal way of being productive. If you really want a good and thrilling read, go read real literature from authors such as Edgar Allen Poe or Alfred Hitchcock - not this Reddit crap.
"The more time spent on something, the better the outcome."
Lol, did you really just pull this fallible statement from out your ass?
