Our Stomach Thinks All Potato Is Mashed.

Being attracted to your own flacid penis would be the worst fetish ever

Light from the sun travelled 93 million miles just to bounce off my penis

The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.

Pornography is the only profession where amateur products can be in higher demand than professional ones.

The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

In theory, there is a combination of digital 0's and 1's that would result in a video of me having a threesome with Selena Gomez and Emma Watson.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Strap-on spelled backwards is "no parts".

If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.


K Thnx Bye

 

somewhere out there is an alternate me who gives a fuck

 

Is that Roary ugly too?

 

i'd assume not if he was alternate me

 

So that Roary knows how to use quotes right? Because this Roary doesn't ever use them

 

alternate me isnt lazy, no

 

can i marry alternate you? He sounds kinda awesome. Oh wait, is it a she?! Even better!

 

but she's gay

 

I guess alternate Anet is gonna be the lucky one.

 

you two were made for eachother

 

anet knows nothing