Cute Things to Call Your Girlfriend

cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2 lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
9. bake for 15 minutes

 

Okay.

 

don't cot me m8

 

mm vore my favorite

 

thread is a lie op dint say i need a gf first =\

 

The only reason succeeded dating two Ginny's at the same time!

 

Gravy train

 

what does this make?

 

Tried mixing them
1. sugar
I assumed this meant one bag since there are no quantities.

2. honey
Went out and got two wasp nests and dumped the sugar on them in a bowl

3. flour
Had to move to a barrel to facilitate the 3 bags of flour

4. egg
Four eggs, pretty straight forward.

5. 1/2 lb butter
2.5lb's of butter mashed in with the wasp nests. Make sure they eat the sugar so theyre xtra tasty

6. stir
Find some obscure song with similar name. Listen to 6x. Have a feel.


7. pour into pan
This one took me a while. Had to find 7 different pans the size of a barrel. Special order from italy #entitled

8. preheat to 375°
Preheat to 3000°

9. bake for 15 minutes
Its been cooking for 2:15 so far but I dont think its done yet...Doesnt look anything like a gf

 

loooool planker

 

Remind me why you're the one cooking in the kitchen when you have a girlfriend?

 

how about "woman"?