SKYPE: mat.levinson17 **No prices are set in stone, but I generally charge less than others**

Hey guys, long-time NA booster here finally migrating from the mires of contracted penny-scrounging boosts into my own thread where I offer my cut-rate services whilst cutting out the "middleman". Weird what capitalistic power a few clicks of a mouse and an internet connection can give you (sorry about these long ribbony lines of text, I'm bad at formatting). If you want to skip the paragraphs and explanations, you can always scroll to the bottom for some shiny diamonds :nuts:

But really, it's like the title implies: I'm poor as dirt trying to avoid homelessness, and the THOUSANDS of hours I've poured into this game is all that's keeping me afloat. I'm too beyond weird to get hired anywhere, from basically mimicking the lifestyle patterns of a cave trollLLL DON'T LOOK AT THE LIGHT AHHHHHH IT BURNS!!! Awkward albino booster here, at your service!

Once I find my old laptop I can provide a diamond 1 screenshot, in the meantime here's some meager proof I'm not a scamming asshole / am who I say I am:






Help keep my lazy ass under a roof and I'll get you where you need to go. Bronze, diamond, and anything in-between. Unless your goal is challenger, in which case just go to LoL reddit. They are all diamond 1 SOLO QUEUE MASTERS and know what the fuck they're talking about in every scenario. Seriously.

*Edit* Found some recent Diamond promo screenshots, better than nothin':




SKYPE: mat.levinson17

 

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