Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

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Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
  1. Unread #1 - Jul 31, 2013 at 9:20 AM
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    I mean, have you ever seen a banana before? This is an atheist's nightmare; it's clear and inarguable proof that a higher being designed everything for use by humans (and consequently he also designed humans himself).

    Look at these facts:
    • A banana fits perfectly into a human hand
    • The peelings make a protective, non-slip surface
    • It's curved towards your face, so humans can eat it easier
    • It has a "pull tab" at the top for easy access
    • It has a simple color code: green, too early; yellow, just right; black, too late.
    I wonder how anyone can still believe in evolution when there are experts like Ray Comfort who can clearly prove that God exists and created everything.
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    Cause you are gay and atheists are too
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    shut up govind. Ill show you a banana, you little bitch
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    lol op has questionable sexuality
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    dat monty python sketch -.-
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    op has small pepe irl
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    yes lets believe in a magic baby born from a virgin
     
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    Why do Atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

    Replace "banana" with "dick" and.....




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